How many women have you slept with?

[Nibble]

42000.

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

42000.

Racist.

 

[Nibble]

Racist.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Now for some reason i'm finding neither you or your posts very funny, I think you better start praying that we never meet in real life.

MMM, John Bumlick playing with fire. What was it Prefab Sprout said on one of their songs " never criticise a mans choice of woman or his choice of profession. Wise words.

 

[coventrygull]

bet you one or two of the selection are lieing

Don't think so mate. Can't say that I have counted how many I have slept with but lets say I had a hobby once that involved having sex with quite a few

 

[Jahooli]

Any bloke who has a desire to shag a woman up her pooper is a homo in denial in my book

Isn't that slightly ironic coming from someone who later boasts about the size of his nob on the internet?

Mines a whopper too.

 

[NMH]

beorhthelm, cannedheat, coventrygull, Dougal, franks brother, Gary Leeds, Jim D, Life After Bobby, liverpool_one, London Calling, moggy, Mustela Furo, n1 gull, NMH, Northstander, nutter4149, OzMike, Seagullible, sir albion, sith, Southover Street Seagull, SuperMario, Superphil, The Merry Prankster, Theatre of Trees, Uncle Spielberg, ¤Dã?n¥ §êãGüLL¤

NSC's Slags. What a fine group of Sex Gods.

Er....thanks. However, my inclusion on that list is helped somewhat by my age, and my not having felt the need to sign all my worldly goods, and my adequate chopper, over to one woman. :

Knaaaawotimean?

 

[pornomagboy]

I lost count many moons ago. Who actually counts? It's not like I sow my oats then rush home to tally it in my little black book shouting YIPEEEE to myself.

Thus if you do have a very precise figure in your mind you're either lying or not had enough

I can say I definitely do not include the two ladies of the night I've been with...

how many have you paid for then mate

 

[NMH]

Got A New Question...
How many women have you slammed in 1 night?

Two is the most in one single day or night, for me.
If a girl is worth the willy, she'll be around for a bit more time than a quickie would.

One time I did it when a thick Finnish bint I was seeing started playing silly games.
I just pulled up on another lass and took her instead. Obviously the silly games weren't working.

That reminds me though - I recently saw the offending Finn in a bar (in Los Angeles), and she'd put on at least 40 pounds and looked frightening! I made sure our eyes, and any other sensory organ, didn't meet or encourage interaction.
Horrible, not just a sorry personality but now a fugly munter to go with it.

 

[NMH]

In the real world i have slept with a few women i have truly loved, all of which looked above my station, so i should feel honoured rather than bitter and never-attended.

Those are interesting points MB.
I'm sure you'll agree that looks that command respect, are not always (or even usually) matched by respectable personalities.
However, I reflect upon a few associates I have known - one lad sleeps with any and everything, regardless of looks it seems! He still manages to attract decent lookers, just because he's a slutman and many women are stupid enough to find that, in itself, an attractive quality. He extols the virtue of warming the willy, regardless of how or who - but I can't say I share or respect his opinion there.

I also knew a couple of lads (who were flatmates), who completely had no respect at all for women in general. They scored more times than all of NSC put together, and never even had girlfriends at all, unless you count the Danish 'housekeeper' who did all the cleaning and washing up etc.
They could not fail to pull, and there was never any question of them fitting any criteria for women - other than that they weren't bothered about trying hard, and they were confident. None of their conquests were quality in the personality department, but then what would that matter anyway?

Sometimes the numbers don't add up to much more than sexual addiction, and personally I don't much envy them for overall numerical advantages.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

how many have you paid for then mate

Canst thou read, KIERAN?

 

[John Bumlick]

Now for some reason i'm finding neither you or your posts very funny, I think you better start praying that we never meet in real life.

i'm sure your missus wouldn't find your delightful description of her digestive system very funny either.

or maybe she would. i've never understood council estate humour.

 

[John Bumlick]

I tried once but my penis is so big I could not get it in.

was this during your confused period?

 

[British Bulldog]

i'm sure your missus wouldn't find your delightful description of her digestive system very funny either.

or maybe she would. i've never understood council estate humour.

What I choose to say about my mrs is up to me but what I dont expect is some thick little **** like you throwing insults at her, But you just keep typing your way into trouble.

 

[Cian]

Too many...

 

[John Bumlick]

What I choose to say about my mrs is up to me but what I dont expect is some thick little **** like you throwing insults at her, But you just keep typing your way into trouble.

oh, get over yourself. it's not my fault you are bitter. and stop with the threats. they make you appear rather silly.

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight

 

[John Bumlick]

 

[empire]

got a feeling bulldog would just need to sneeze to knock him out

 

[John Bumlick]

got a feeling bulldog would just need to sneeze to knock him out

lolz. i love the internets.