Donny v Brighton Supporters Match (players needed)

[Zesh Rehman]

I trust all players are keeping to the beer and chips diet, designed to keep you in a constant state of physical perfection.

oh yes of course, keeping to a strict routine

 

[Captain Pugwash]

i can be a sub if we need any more players or i will just watch instead

 

[Zesh Rehman]

i can be a sub if we need any more players or i will just watch instead

didnt know you were going jaz

 

[Captain Pugwash]

i am going now with clipped gull et all.

so if ya need a sub ro something i dont mind bringing me boots.

 

[El Presidente]

Bring them Jaz, we need all the legs we can get

 

[rospants]

i am going now with clipped gull et all.

so if ya need a sub ro something i dont mind bringing me boots.

think i must be going with you then, see ya saturday

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Bring them Jaz, we need all the legs we can get

yeh im sure most people wont last 90 minutes, including me

 

[Captain Pugwash]

think i must be going with you then, see ya saturday

yep

i will be armed with my boots

 

[Hiney]

yeh im sure most people wont last 90 minutes, including me

Stick to the Beer, chips and sex fitness regime and you will be OK

 

[Da Man Clay]

yeh im sure most people wont last 90 minutes, including me

I will!! Though I presume everyone will get at least 30 mins?

 

[rospants]

yep

i will be armed with my boots

i wont, will be cheering instead, wouldnt last five minutes

 

[hans kraay fan club]

yeh im sure most people wont last 90 minutes, including me

Speak for yourself!

[Isn't the game only 70 minutes anyway?]

 

[Hiney]

i wont, will be cheering instead, wouldnt last five minutes

You'll be able to share the BEER I'm bringing.

 

[rospants]

You'll be able to share the BEER I'm bringing.

 

[El Turi]

I'd rather not - but I suppose I can if necessary!!

Andy, if you need the kit please let me know ASAP as it's still with me at the moment.

 

[El Presidente]

I make it that we have the following definites

Zesh
Damanclay
Hans Kraay +1
Padders +1
Helsinki seagulls x 2
El Pres
Mr Banana
Jaz
Renns

That makes a squad of 12. we need someone to act as a keeper ( I am happy to do this if no one else wants to), but a few other pairs of legs would be welcome too.

 

[Mr Banana]

I trust all players are keeping to the beer and chips diet, designed to keep you in a constant state of physical perfection.

Anyone else on the piss on Friday night?

Reminds me of when the legend that was Tony Kybett tried to order all the players in the first REMF game to refrain from all drugs and alcohol consumption in the 48 hours preceeding the game

 

[Zesh Rehman]

I will!! Though I presume everyone will get at least 30 mins?

nah ill be fine, i have actually been preparing

 

[Captain Pugwash]

I make it that we have the following definites

Zesh
Damanclay
Hans Kraay +1
Padders +1
Helsinki seagulls x 2
El Pres
Mr Banana
Jaz
Renns

That makes a squad of 12. we need someone to act as a keeper ( I am happy to do this if no one else wants to), but a few other pairs of legs would be welcome too.

i can play goalkeeper, although you may want my legs in the middle of the park.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

i wont, will be cheering instead, wouldnt last five minutes

bring ya pom poms then