Do you use the CIGAR CUTTER when having a DUMP?

[prawnsarnies]

Well HMS BrownBurg it's time to leave the safety of the pan and go into the big wide ocean, after 5 or 6 flushes it slips on it's way to the open ocean.
I thought the link below was a fitting send off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZklwTGZutc

 

[Leosayer]

The Macc Lads

 

[BlockDpete]

Well poo lovers, how about donating your bestest effort to someones future health?

BBC News - Faecal transplants used to cure Clostridium difficile

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I fully expect TWO huge performances this boxing day (you know whats coming, dont you) the first at Reading and the second in my khazie, when the christian world traditionally rids itself of 3 days of Christmas fayre.
If you accidentally swallow the sixpence in the xmas pudding, dont worry, pass the time by having a game of heads or tails (you may need a spoon for this)

 

[Martinf]

Even when I drop a TEXAS STRAGGLER, I still seem to have a couple of little brown TOFFO'S, stuck to the edge of my choccy starfish, that refuse to budge. William SHATner would call them MINI-CLINGONS. Advice anyone?

 

[Art Vs Science]

Even when I drop a TEXAS STRAGGLER, I still seem to have a couple of little brown TOFFO'S, stuck to the edge of my choccy starfish, that refuse to budge. William SHATner would call them MINI-CLINGONS. Advice anyone?

Who said Toffo's?

 

[Martinf]

Who said Toffo's?

Later on in this thread I'm going to tell my cow-pat story from Ibiza 93'

 

[Art Vs Science]

Later on in this thread I'm going to tell my cow-pat story from Ibiza 93'

Good grief.

That sounds like it was messy

 

[tedebear]

Even when I drop a TEXAS STRAGGLER, I still seem to have a couple of little brown TOFFO'S, stuck to the edge of my choccy starfish, that refuse to budge. William SHATner would call them MINI-CLINGONS. Advice anyone?

They're called dags in our country....and usually found on sheeps arses. You're in good company then.

PS If I was going to tell anyone about my daily backside events it wouldn't be you lot!

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Where's this cow pat story? I want to go to bed.
By the way, I am at the 'nice' part of my IBS cycle, the one I did tonight would have choked a donkey.

 

[Huple]

I am as regular as clockwork in this department. 7 a.m on the dot I always 'Strangle a darkie'.

 

[grummitts gloves]

Anyone heard that audio clip of the american woman ringing the car hire company about the turd she's found in the back of her car? Kills me every time I hear it. Must be on you tube somewhere.



Sent from my iPhone using my fingers.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Anyone heard that audio clip of the american woman ringing the car hire company about the turd she's found in the back of her car? Kills me every time I hear it. Must be on you tube somewhere.


Sent from my iPhone using my fingers.

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[grummitts gloves]

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That's the one, absolute classic

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I did a log of EPIC proportions yesterday. It was a wonderful specimen. So much so that it blocked the Toilet. I blame it on the Sprouts.

 

[vegster]

Last Sunday I had a Lamb roast at the Great Eastern, fantastic as usual however, the braised red Cabbage was replaced by a beautifully cooked portion of Kale.2 hours later I produced a log of biblical proportions....same again at 08.30 the next morning and again at 11 Am ...forget Prunes and Senna Pods pile in to Kale !

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I did a log of EPIC proportions yesterday. It was a wonderful specimen. So much so that it blocked the Toilet. I blame it on the Sprouts.

Can dwarfs produce logs of EPIC proportions (ie same size as normal people) or do they do small poos? surely if they can the end of it would be up near their adams apple.

 

[El Presidente]

Can dwarfs produce logs of EPIC proportions (ie same size as normal people) or do they do small poos? surely if they can the end of it would be up near their adams apple.

I think they can, on the TURDIS principle that things can be a lot bigger on the inside than you would imagine looking at the outside.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I think they can, on the TURDIS principle that things can be a lot bigger on the inside than you would imagine looking at the outside.

Great thanks for that, as I had not been asked on IQ yet. This place really is a mine of information and useful facts.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Great thanks for that, as I had not been asked on IQ yet. This place really is a mine of information and useful facts.

I will say that again.
Great, thanks for that, as it has not been asked on IQ yet.