Completely OTT stewarding outside family stand

[NMH]

Not insulting your intelligence at all.

Until you sit in on the briefings and have the qualifications you haven't got a clue.

Why the steward bashing anyway?

I don't know how you resisted!

 

[steward 433]

Perhaps if they gave the ref a load of old flannel about some bullshit FA rule they'd be more successful. Seems to work with you.

You really are showing yourself to be a small petty minded person who just cannot see past the end of his nose.

Reasons have been explained and yet you still seem to think you need to argue or we need to prove it in some way or another.

IF you could be bothered to look it up yourself all the information is out there on the net.

 

[steward 433]

I don't know how you resisted!

Used to dealing with people like this at work.

 

[Safeway]

Until you sit in on the briefings and have the qualifications you haven't got a clue.

The only 'qualification' I received when I did my steward training was a certificate to say I'd successfully carried out CPR and mouth-to-mouth on a plastic dummy.

 

[steward 433]

The only 'qualification' I received when I did my steward training was a certificate to say I'd successfully carried out CPR and mouth-to-mouth on a plastic dummy.

Need to do an nvq now.

 

[Safeway]

Need to do an nvq now.

You have to take an NVQ before starting work as a steward?

 

[steward 433]

You have to take an NVQ before starting work as a steward?

No as NVQ's are taught on the job. Need to do 8 modules of training and buddy up with another steward before you start your NVQ.

 

[Safeway]

No as NVQ's are taught on the job. Need to do 8 modules of training and buddy up with another steward before you start your NVQ.

Fair play.

 

[Trigger]

The only 'qualification' I received when I did my steward training was a certificate to say I'd successfully carried out CPR and mouth-to-mouth on a plastic dummy.

But let's be fair, we had half decent stewards back then, nowadays it's full of fu... Aaaah, the kettles just boiled!

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

You really are showing yourself to be a small petty minded person who just cannot see past the end of his nose.

Reasons have been explained and yet you still seem to think you need to argue or we need to prove it in some way or another.

IF you could be bothered to look it up yourself all the information is out there on the net.

And you're a f***ing liar. There's no FA rule, there's no match that anti-nuclear protesters have disrupted. This is all I've asked of you. Repeatedly. No reasons have been explained, no evidence provided.

The only qualification you need is to be able to bullshit your way around. You and your mate, NMH have been found out. What a pair of prize pillocks you two are. No wonder you're held in such high regard here and at Withdean.

Maybe your bullshit works on someone as impressionable as a teenage girl. Doesn't seem to have the same effect on this board.

 

[steward 433]

But let's be fair, we had half decent stewards back then, nowadays it's full of fu... Aaaah, the kettles just boiled!

 

[Trigger]

Back with my tea, now, what was I saying?... Ah yes, FURBURGERS.

 

[steward 433]

Back with my tea, now, what was I saying?... Ah yes, FURBURGERS.

To be fair there are more female stewards than back at the Goldstone.

 

[Trigger]

To be fair there are more female stewards than back at the Goldstone.

The female stewards out the Albion have biggers muscles than the male ones... I've no idea what these women in orange jackets have been fed on but they are largely BEASTS... Apart from the cute one I sat on a bus with once.

 

[steward 433]

The female stewards out the Albion have biggers muscles than the male ones... I've no idea what these women in orange jackets have been fed on.

me neither.

Either that or just a lack of exercise?

 

[NMH]

But let's be fair, we had half decent stewards back then, nowadays it's full of fu... Aaaah, the kettles just boiled!

You only say that, because you were pretending to be safeway's plastic dummy :safeway

 

[NMH]

me neither.

Either that or just a lack of exercise?

Careful mate - some of them might be able to read!
(and for a small fee, I'll tell 'em who y'are)

 

[NMH]

And you're a f***ing liar. There's no FA rule, there's no match that anti-nuclear protesters have disrupted. This is all I've asked of you. Repeatedly. No reasons have been explained, no evidence provided.

Here, this was from how we took care of the last protest at Withdean;

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[seagulljez]

having sat in the family stand with my boy yesterday, I had to laugh when searched when entering the ground, and then mixing with away fans armed with soggy chips...
luckily as they were northern they were all stupid, and they didn't realise the ketchup could be seen as a weapon of mass destruction.
dangerous times here...!

 

[Westdene Seagull]

And you're a f***ing liar. There's no FA rule,

errr ..... yes there is - numerous ones that cover how many stewards are required for what type if situation. Not to mention the rules attached to the safety certificate and by the council.

I'm really not sure what your beef is - so there were a few extra stewards - at £7 per hour it's hardly going to break the bank !!!

And to take you up on another statement you made - the club DO NOT know how many people are going to turn up despite it being all ticket. Tickets are on sale past the time that a good percentage of stewards have to report for duty. I'm sure you'd love to turn up to work and be told to go home without pay !!!!

You just seem very angry considering you don't seem to have been put out at all. So your complaint is that you went to a football match, managed to see the whole thing AND six goals to boot but your day out was spoilt because there were a few too many orange jackets ? Hmmm ..... I know who I think looks like a complete plum and it isnt the club or NMH and his mates