Chatting up a bird

[Da Man Clay]

Has your mum ever told you that "there is someone out there for everyone"? If so, don't believe her - some people never get laid, let alone into a long term relationship. And lets face facts Kev, that could be you.

Harsh!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

but fair

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is there jiz as well

Well if it is not yours, that goat was one hell of a slag.

I also found one of your actionman figures in the wreckage.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

What the one with a gun?
i wondered where i put that - alan was not a slag

 

[Scoffers]

hey, be cool, no matter what the situation, if you look or sound desperate, they'll run a country mile.

See if you can find out from others what she's interested in, and work through a conversation that way. If you wanna get into her knickers, you've gotta work at it.

Of course it helps if you're a looker (dont believe Brighton Boy, he's ugly a sin), but assuming that you are not a hunchback, you should be able to get past first base !

Just remember to take an interest in her!

 

[Silent Bob]

LMFAO!

Never fails I'm telling you.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Still backing the rape

 

[Basil Fawlty]

hey, be cool, no matter what the situation, if you look or sound desperate, they'll run a country mile.

See if you can find out from others what she's interested in, and work through a conversation that way. If you wanna get into her knickers, you've gotta work at it.

Of course it helps if you're a looker (dont believe Brighton Boy, he's ugly a sin), but assuming that you are not a hunchback, you should be able to get past first base !

Just remember to take an interest in her!

I should of asked for her hobbies, but i didnt get the chance. I was so nervous.

 

[Uncle Buck]

What the one with a gun?
i wondered where i put that - alan was not a slag

Have not been able to locate the gun and his eyes no longer move....

Well Alan seemed to have loose morals judging by the state of my car.

 

[Easy 10]

There really is only one answer to this conundrum.

Rohypnol.

 

[trueblue]

Just be REALLY interested in what she says. People love talking about themselves and she'll go away thinking you're a top bloke and great at conversation. The phone number will come later.

And try not to drool.

 

[robbied69]

Just be yourself. Tell that you like her and leave the ball in her court. Least if she says no, you have no regrets.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Did he suffer?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Did he suffer?

Well he was twitching a lot. But the number 5 bus behind me saw to that....

 

[Faldo]

Just be REALLY interested in what she says. People love talking about themselves and she'll go away thinking you're a top bloke and great at conversation. The phone number will come later.

And so will she...

*nudge*
*nudge*
*wink*
*wink*

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Well he was twitching a lot. But the number 5 bus behind me saw to that....

was he wearing my picture i gave him?

 

[Uncle Buck]

was he wearing my picture i gave him?

He had eaten it.

Also an awful lot of straws were spread across the road.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Please tell me they were red - they were mine if they were

 

[Faldo]

Well he was twitching a lot. But the number 5 bus behind me saw to that....

UB - just to help me picture this...

I have a vivid image in my mind of goat guts being spread across you car bonnet, hooves and bits of skull trapped in the grille, the blood and jizz slowly marbling in the puddles... I just need one more detail.

What car do you drive?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Why cant you leave it - cant you see im upset