Biggest twats - by trade

[Redhead]

He is happy to take his £5k for doing f*** all,

Wish I earnt 5k for every house i sold i could retire at 25

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Traffic wardens
Car Park attendants/ anyone working for NCP
Police motorcycle officers (particularly of junior rank)

 

[sir danny cullip]

Couldnt help but laugh reading this thread, you'll all be pleased to know that i worked as a recruitement consultant on my break from college over the summer and got a commision slip through worth nearly £400 today and i dont even remember the guy who i placed....not that im complaining

 

[Bakesy]

Wish I earnt 5k for every house i sold i could retire at 25

Which of Seaford's many do you work for then?

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Sommeliers in swanky restaurants
Doormen at top London hotels (you expect HOW MUCH to park my car)
Councillors, particularly at Lewes

 

[Redhead]

Which of Seaford's many do you work for then?

None, I work in *coughs* Hailsham *coughs*

 

[Bakesy]

None, I work in *coughs* Hailsham *coughs*

*coughs*The Bronx, eh??*coughs*

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Although a lot of my friends (albeit against my advice) have gone into recruitment. I have met some barefaced liars in that profession. Eager to keep you solely on their books and trying to keep you sweet with "you are a lovely guy, you just have to persevere".

 

[looney]

I've actually seen a paranoia smiley knocking around somewhere - I'll put it here when I've found it.


Here's the puppy:

Perhaps we could call it :looney: ?

I'm not the one banging on about conspiracies to do with september 11, prehaps we can call it :socialist:

 

[Redhead]

*coughs*The Bronx, eh??*coughs*

Be fair its not that bad just don't look any one the eye, don't pronounce any vowels, and don't let on you don't have any STD's and you can just about leave without a stab wound!!!

 

[Bakesy]

Be fair its not that bad just don't look any one the eye, don't pronounce any vowels, and don't let on you don't have any STD's and you can just about leave without a stab wound!!!

just how i remember it then...........

 

[bhaexpress]

Just seeing that car dealers thread - I'm wondering what trades are crammed full of the worlds biggets twats in the minds of NSC. I think it's a subject that does the rounds on here every six months and I'm fairly sure that agents tend to win this gong in most peoples eyes.

For me, it's IT recruitment agents just ahead of estate agents.

I'm sure there is at least one estate agent regular on here who will attempt to defend his piss poor no-qualifications-required "profession"...

I totally agree with you Simster, I have had so much of my time wasted by these so called 'consultants'. Most of them wouldn't know a computer if it hit then in the face.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Wheeltappers,aromatherapists,early retirees,hot dog salespersons,prostitutes,plumbers(oops,thats prostitutes twice!),anyone refusing to join a union,footballers,pretend footballers(McCammon),tanners,philatelic album salespersons,refuse collectors,people,that lady who tears your cinema ticket up right after you've just bought it,candyfloss sellers,carpet layers,tyrefitters,dental nurses,beeswax candle makers,Uncle Tom Cobleigh..........

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Anyone who works in personnel (i refuse to use the term HR) is an arse crawling waste of space in my experience.

 

[bhaexpress]

Anyone who works in personnel (i refuse to use the term HR) is an arse crawling waste of space in my experience.

I would agree with that too. Well said Voro.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

dental nurses

Surely not. Only thrills I get of a sexual nature are from sitting close to one of these beauties every nine months.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I'm going to stick up for recruitment agents here. I've only had one bad experience with one. Recently I went through a few rounds of interviews at Verisign, our major competitor, and got the job. I even signed the contract. But Entrust came back & offered me new terms so I stayed. The consultants were extremely understanding & I wouldn't hesitate about using them when I employ people.

It's the same with all professions. Some are arseholes, some aren't. Apart from journo's of course

 

[bhaexpress]

I'm going to stick up for recruitment agents here. I've only had one bad experience with one. Recently I went through a few rounds of interviews at Verisign, our major competitor, and got the job. I even signed the contract. But Entrust came back & offered me new terms so I stayed. The consultants were extremely understanding & I wouldn't hesitate about using them when I employ people.

It's the same with all professions. Some are arseholes, some aren't. Apart from journo's of course

After over thirty years of dealing with the muppets of MSB, Computer People and their ilk I have very little time for these parasites.

 

[Lander]

Telesales folk

 

[watsongooal]

I am a recuitment consultant you !!!!!.

And I'm dodgy as fuk