Best chant at a football ground?

[Braders]

So, same chant, posted at the same time, but Chappers included the full "f***" expletive, whilst Chips and Gravy instead chose to disguise it with some " * "s.
What does this mean ? Discuss.

f**k all!

 

[fatbadger]

and earlie this season at peterboro:
You can stick that fake burberry up your arse

I pissed myself at that one - especially as the recipients just looked gormless in response. Not just wearing fake Burberry, but fake Burberry-boys, too.

And, similar to gfconline's story - "we're gonna win 6-5" at Shitehurst on that dreadful day.

 

[London Calling]

Notts Forest away last year:
Brian Clough, Brian CLough, Brian Brian Clough
One liver is not enough
Brian Brian Clough

Port Vale last game of Championship season:
Stayed at the big club
You should have stayed at the big club
Stayed at the big club......
5,000 people shouting that must have made 1 hell of a noise

SAME GAME. AS THE LAST PORT VALE SUPPORTERS WERE BEING HERDED OUT OF THEIR GROUND. I WAS ALWAYS PROUD OF "THERE NO ONE THERE.....

AT WALSALL LAST YEAR "YOUR A SMALL TOWN IN POLAND"...STILL MAKES ME CHUCKLE.

I LIKED THE NORWICH ONE AT WITHDEAN.."SING UP IN THE BIKE SHED"

 

[On the Left Wing]

Fulham v West Ham about 12 years ago ... Julian Dicks was the Hammers captain and Arthur Cox managed Fulham ... neither were doing very well.

So it had to be ....

one end chanting: "Cox Out"


and the other: "Dicks Out"

brilliant

 

[Max's Dad]

Who was that keeper in front of the North Stand who appeared to have got in a muddle with his kit?

I always remember the chant: "Shorts on/back to front/shorts on shorts on back to front!"

May have been Swansea's Roger Freestone, or "Roger Sheep" as we called him.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Fulham v West Ham about 12 years ago ... Julian Dicks was the Hammers captain and Arthur Cox managed Fulham ... neither were doing very well.

So it had to be ....

one end chanting: "Cox Out"


and the other: "Dicks Out"

brilliant

Didn't Fulham have a manager called Alan Dicks? I thought that was the source of that particular effort.

*Pedant alert*

 

[Sussex on Leith]

A couple of classics from Newcastle fans, to the tune of "You're going down with the Palace" or similar:

To Rio Ferdinand - "You should have pissed in a bottle"

In Leverkusen - "You're going down with the Bismarck"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

A couple of classics from Newcastle fans, to the tune of "You're going down with the Palace" or similar:

To Rio Ferdinand - "You should have pissed in a bottle"

In Leverkusen - "You're going down with the Bismarck"

 

[Marc]

This "Classic" from a local derby match between Southwick & Shoreham, decent sized 350 crowd many years ago but its always stuck in my mind:

"Its Southwick Port...you thieving town,
Its Southwick Port...you thieving town"

everyone was highly amused with the 10 or so who sang it, obviously highly pissed up

 

[Dandyman]

A couple of Spurs ones used to make me giggle -

Chim Chimeney
Chim Chim Cheroo
Nayim was an Arab
and now he's a Jew...

 

[Meade's Ball]

"Whats it like to boil an egg?"
"Flatts the way, aha aha, i like it, aha aha."

I loved a bit of "No no, no no no no, etc" for Nogan.

 

[Guinness Boy]

'Unfortunately' started by Krispies but 1000 times better than Bright Eyes was away at Leicester shortly after their manager at the time had his little interview with the OB published in the Sun:

(to the tune of do-de-do-dah dey)

Dirty David Pleat
Dirty David Pleat
Who's he picked up in the street
Dirty David Pleat

On the subject of Mr Ravenelli (to Derby fans)

Cheer up Fabrizio
Derby are shit you know
They're going down and then
you will f*** off again

 

[smith's dreads]

Another classic from Forest last season. They were 3-0 up and the stadium was full due to £5-a-ticket offer to boost midweek attendance. A few hundred BHA were jammed in a corner of the City Ground making ten times more noise than them. All the Forest lot could muster were occasional mexican waves which we took the piss out of or poorly sung anti-derby tunes. We sang (to the tune of guantanamera):
Stayed in the library
You should've stayed in the library
Stayed in the library
etc.
sshh aah!
Despite 3-2 defeat the night was topped off by wonder goal from nathan jones.

 

[pasty]

FA Cup against Crawley Town at The Goldstone. First Crawley foul greeted with "You Dirty Northern Bastards"


Also remember quite a few years back when Watford started off the kids enclosure thing, which brought about the chant "We're gonna nick your sweets and lollipops"

 

[Sussex on Leith]

'Can your chairman bend a spoon?' Exeter v Albion last year in league cup.

At the same game, they were singing "you dirty Northern bastards" at us, which was a nice touch. Unless they were just singing it at me...

 

[CAFC Matt]

When at Chelsea v Charlton there were a couple:

'Haissalbaink wank wank wank, Haissalbaink wank wank' wank

and 'Sacked in the summer you're getting sacked in the summer etc' to Ranieri who replied 'No no in May'

 

[The Wookiee]

Brighton v Southampton FA Cup 1985

Brighton fans were chanting some song to Peter Shilton, I cant remember the words but it had something to do with some bird called Tina and him smashing his car into a tree.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Peter Shilton, Peter Shilton
Does your missus know you're here"

I've seen him talk about that game since, it was after he'd been caught out having an affair. His first game after being busted was against the Albion at the Goldstone, and he said it was his worst ever day in football because he got so much stick.

 

[JJ McClure]

Against Southampton at the last ever game at the Dell there were some top chants.

"stand up if you hate Pompey" had the whole ground standing up.

and as the ground was being dismantled the Brighton fans were holding seats aloft singing "new ground, we're going to build our new ground".

 

[Blue&WhiteSea]

What's it like to ram a Lamb,

To the Swansea keeper who then stuck his thumb up at the north stand.

He also danced along the line whilst we sang sheep shagger la la la.

Quality