Best chant at a football ground?

[Lord Bracknell]

None of us are great ManUre fans, of course, but this song of theirs has a certain ironic charm:-

In your Monaco slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a baguette and you think it's a treat,
In your Monaco slums.

In your Monaco slums,
Your mum's on the tables, your dad's in the bank,
You sit in your mansion whilst having a wank,
In your Monaco slums.

 

[FG aka Football Genius.]

" just a failed politician" to Bellottii
"dirty david pleat whats he picked up in the street" to his curb crawl
"oh what can it mean to a fat scottish b@stard and a ......" to the Jock manager sun g in the beatles tune to daydream believer


my fav is "SCUM" shouted at the portSCUMouth

I HATE PORTSMOUTH!!!!!

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Two Andy Gorams, thers's only two Andy Gorams!

Can't remember who sung it or where but remember hearing about it and pissing my pants!

That has to be one of the all time greats.
I think it might have been Kilmarnock fans, a week after Goram had been diagnosed with mild schizophrenia following his off field shinanigans and less than rgular training habits.

If there was one game I would have liked to have been in the stands for. It has to be Germany 1- 5 England. Just for the sheer piss takeability.
Can we play you every week.
Are you Scotland in disguise.
We can see you sneeking out.
All seem to roll effortlessly of the tongue, plus the old failthfuls such as the dambusters and the great escape.

Deep joy.

 

[London Calling]

When Brentford were beating us 4-0 this season.

(to the tune of one danny cullip!!!)- you couldn't score in a gay bar!. That was the best gay jibe i think we've had

Though again Norwich last year...

"You're going down with the Ipswich"

changed swiftly to

"You're going down on the Ipswich"

LC

 

[Sussex on Leith]

One more Newcastle one, from when Leeds came to St James' just after Bowyer and Woodgate got off:

Hey, Lee Bowyer (ooh, aah)
I wanna kno-o-o-o-o-ow
Why you're not in jail



And then they signed the pair of them...