Best chant at a football ground?

[Withdean Wanderer]

Also Chelsea i think against Newcastle this season when winning 5-0

'You're worse than Sunderland!'
not bad..

 

[Max's Dad]

For some reason I always smile at the Priestfield chant (based on the Eric Cantona French national anthem song):

Ooh ah/ooh ah/ooh ah/Richie Bar-kah
Ooh ah/Richie Barkah.

Followed by a polite round of applause.

 

[Curious Orange]

I liked "We love you crossbar, we do" as Kevin Francis rattled his third shot in a short space of time off the goldstone wordwork.

I remember that game, I also remember the other crossbar chant - "Crossbar for ENGLAND!!"

 

[harry_h]

'Can your chairman bend a spoon?' Exeter v Albion last year in league cup.

 

[oapdodge]

The one recently started by Turkey at Luton.
You might as well go home.
We haven't got a home.

 

[Inkerman]

I like one they did at Reading to the tune of "I'm h-a-p-p-y"

First heard it for Graeme Murty but it works with any player with 5 letters in his name.

So all together:

He's v-i-r-g-o
He's v-i-r-g-o
He knows he is, he's sure he is
He's v-i-r-g-o

 

[Albion Edd]

I quite like:
Adam on the right side of defence el-abd el-abd el-ab el-abd el-abd
and earlie this season at peterboro:
You can stick that fake burberry up your arse

 

[STU]

Old charlton song:

Andy Hunt, andy hunt
Its andy hunt he plays up front
He's got a name that rhymes with a fanny
It's andy hunt he plays up front ... YOU C*NT!!!!!!

Classic

 

[gfconline]

When losing 4-0 to Wolves at the Molineux last season their fans started singing "We want five, we want five" so we sang "we want one, we want one"

Once their 6th went in we thought f*** it and did the conga.

Although we got hammered Ive never enjoyed a game so much.

 

[chips and gravy]

I remember another one from the Goldstone days. It was when Trevor Morley (?) got stabbed by his missus. The game against us was his first back after the incident and every time he got the ball the North Stand shouted 'stab, stab, stab' or 'you'll never score with the missus'

So cruel!

 

[Yorkie]

When losing 4-0 to Wolves at the Molineux last season their fans started singing "We want five, we want five" so we sang "we want one, we want one"

Once their 6th went in we thought f*** it and did the conga.

Although we got hammered Ive never enjoyed a game so much.

Not a chant as such but we were getting thrashed 3-0 at Forest last year. They were doing a Mexican wave (I don' think they knew how to sing)

We started taking the mickey out of their Mexican wave. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen at a football match. Even the Forest fans enjoyed it.

And we pulled back two goals

 

[Lord Bracknell]

For some reason I always smile at the Priestfield chant (based on the Eric Cantona French national anthem song):

Ooh ah/ooh ah/ooh ah/Richie Bar-kah
Ooh ah/Richie Barkah.

Followed by a polite round of applause.

Who was the opposing donkey who was mercilessly chased around the pitch by Richie Barker flapping his hands on top of his head?

Hilarious. And did Barker get booked for it, or is my memory failing?

 

[Turkey]

The one recently started by Turkey at Luton.
You might as well go home.
We haven't got a home.

At Grimsby we chanted WE WANT HADDOCK, WE WANT HADDOCK!

Leicester fans at Soton this season - All the Soton fans sing is OWTSGMI - Although not strictly true, they sing, 'We've got Brett Ormerod' quite a lot too! Anyway! The leicester fans sang, "Shall we sing a song for you?" Moments later the leicester fans sang, 'Oh when the saints go marching in'. Was bloody funny. All the soton muppets sat there staring at the corner of the ground with all the leicester fans standing up and taking the piss.

Forest away last season.. many classics that night. Our piss take of the mexican wave!

 

[Jason Speaks]

He's got banana's on his feet! Sung at the Goldstone mid 90's when a member of the away team wore yellow boots. I thimk it was Cambridge but I'm quite ready to be corrected. I'm sure someone knows the date, the score and the attendence!

soccerbase does.
The final season at the Goldstone and probably the most complete strikeforce ever to grass the hallowed turf Christer Warren and the genius of Nigerian international football David Adekola.

English Division 3 - KO 19:45
Brighton 1 (0) - 2 (2) Cambridge
Storer 50
Kyd 21
Richards 43

At Goldstone Ground on 12-10-1996



Brighton: Rust ,Smith (sent off 87) ,Neal ,Parris ,Allan ,Hobson ,Minton (Mundee ,23 ) ,Peake ,Adekola (0 ,0 ) ,Warren ,McDonald
Subs not used: McGarrigle,

Cambridge: Barrett ,Joseph ,Granville ,Thompson ,Craddock ,Raynor ,Richards ,Hyde ( Wanless ,76 ) ,Kyd ( Hayes ,45 ) ,Barnwell ( Palmer ,54 ) ,Beall

Bookings: Storer (Brighton) Hyde (Cambridge)

Attendance: 4564

 

[alan partridge]

my favourite is the liverpool one sung to the tune of the club biscuit ads

if you like croation players we've got Biscan in our club

 

[Seagull's Return]

Who was the opposing donkey who was mercilessly chased around the pitch by Richie Barker flapping his hands on top of his head?

Hilarious. And did Barker get booked for it, or is my memory failing?

Dunno who it was, but it was a Rotherham player - where The Bear ended up... don't remember Barker getting booked for his donkey impression either, but he could've been (my memory's crap at the best of times).

 

[maffew]

who ate all the fish at the Grimsby keeper, also think it was stockport all doing YMCA to us was quite funny

 

[R2D2]

"Theres no one there.....there's no one there" for about 10 minutes at an Orient evening game quite a few years ago

 

[Safeway]

And it's David Bellotti
David Bellotti MP
Is by far the biggest WANKER (said with real venom)
The world has ever seen

It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic.

 

[Gary Nelson]

Notts Forest away last year:
Brian Clough, Brian CLough, Brian Brian Clough
One liver is not enough
Brian Brian Clough

Port Vale last game of Championship season:
Stayed at the big club
You should have stayed at the big club
Stayed at the big club......
5,000 people shouting that must have made 1 hell of a noise