Best chant at a football ground?

[chips and gravy]

It means that I am at work!

 

[Easy 10]

It means that I am at work!

You're not sending an email though C & G...I'm sure you can safely post foul and abusive language at will on a messageboard.
Go on, try it. Say "****".

 

[chips and gravy]

I'm scared

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

So it was Cambridge. I've got a feeling that it was 3-2 and Mark Ormerod made his debut and let in two goals in the last 10 minutes. Or was this a different game?

It was Cambridge. It was one of the earliest footballing memories for my son, then aged about five.

 

[Gordon the Gopher]

Two Andy Gorams, thers's only two Andy Gorams!

Can't remember who sung it or where but remember hearing about it and pissing my pants!

 

[norm]

to a well fat bloke at plymouth

"have you ever seen your dick? have u...........

 

[Wilko]

Rememebr Col U 4-1 a few years ago:

'haystacks, what's the score, haystacks, haystacks what's the score'

also

3-0 to the one man team at the end of the first half ! Even Simon Morgan had a laugh at that one

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I liked "We love you crossbar, we do" as Kevin Francis rattled his third shot in a short space of time off the goldstone wordwork.

 

[Seagullmatt]

It was Cambridge. It was one of the earliest footballing memories for my son, then aged about five.

God, I'm the sad one who remembered the score after all. Don't know the attendence though.

 

[Hannibal smith]

I always liked the Trevor Morley song sung to the tune of Old Mcdonald

Trevor Morley had a wife eyyyeee eyyyeee ooo
And in her hand she a Knife eyyyyeee eyyyyeeee ooo
With a stab stab here and a stab stab there

 

[Seagullmatt]

I always liked the Trevor Morley song sung to the tune of Old Mcdonald

Trevor Morley had a wife eyyyeee eyyyeee ooo
And in her hand she a Knife eyyyyeee eyyyyeeee ooo
With a stab stab here and a stab stab there

I'd forgotten that! Wasn't there a load of other songs that went with it?

 

[Hannibal smith]

I'd forgotten that! Wasn't there a load of other songs that went with it?

There were quite a few that day, memory of those has faded Im afraid.

 

[MRRF 10]

scott mcgleish is a w.........

 

[Seagullmatt]

I remember me and my brother were quite young and thought it was hilarious. We kept saying things like 'He should sign for the blades' and 'He's really cut up about missing that chance.'

 

[Citrus]

Aimed at the fat bloke at Grimsby last season.
'You're not fit to be a dad'
&
'You'll be dead at 45'


Shut him right up!

Classic!

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Southampton in the league cup

'Oh when the saints go Nationwide'

and, after their burst of 'Shit ground no fans' we came back with 'nice ground no points!' which was a classic at the time.

Shame about the day of the game though.

 

[Seagullmatt]

What about Reading two seasons back?

Nice Ground, shit fans!

 

[fatbadger]

not my favourite, but reminded by the last couple of posts:

at Wigan, after one of their lot skied a shot:

right ground, wrong game

 

[Seagull's Return]

"Sting when you're winning"

and

"What a waste of honey"


...at the Mansfield keeper at the Pissfield who was dressed in a yellow and black hooped kit.

"What a waste of honey" was mine, and I'm STILL proud of it! Was that also the match where we all went "bzzzzzZZZZZZZ"followed by total, stunning silence instead of "aaaaaAAAAH - you're shit, aaaaah!" when their keeper took a goal-kick. Weird, but very, very funny at the time. I remember the Mansfield keeper gave us a grin and a clap as he left - but then he would, they'd f***ing won.

 

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GOSTBS sung entirely in "aaarghs" at Crawley pre-season
(and Turkey's high pitched scream)