All the Zaha stuff [Merged]

[Triggaaar]

Sorry , I thought we were talking about Spanish Dave .

You're more confused than you think

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

If Spanish Len was English he would have a £8M price tag.

Sorry , I thought we were talking about Spanish Dave .

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

He's just too good for you!!

 

[Dougie]

You're more confused than you think

Your right , I am concussed . I'm going for a unconscious sorry sleep

 

[Dougie]

So , let me get this right Spanish Dave is argentian and Spanish Len is Spanish . Or is Spanish Len argentian and Spanish Dave Spanish . Or are both Len and Dave really Spanish or are Len and Dave argentian ?

 

[brighton rock]

£25,00000000000000000000000000000
And a loan back for 57 years should do the trick

 

[Triggaaar]

Your right , I am concussed . I'm going for a unconscious sorry sleep

It's alright, I bet half of the Albion fans think he's Spanish.

So , let me get this right Spanish Dave is argentian and Spanish Len is Spanish . Or is Spanish Len argentian and Spanish Dave Spanish . Or are both Len and Dave really Spanish or are Len and Dave argentian ?

None of us have ever seen Len, it's still just a rumour

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

So , let me get this right Spanish Dave is argentian and Spanish Len is Spanish . Or is Spanish Len argentian and Spanish Dave Spanish . Or are both Len and Dave really Spanish or are Len and Dave argentian ?

I think you need a siesta Dougie

 

[Brighton_rook]

dougie is that you in your pic

 

[Guinness Boy]

It's very simple.

Spanish Dave is Spanish
Spanish Len is Argentinian but with a Spanish passport
Spanish Bruno is a Catalan
Spanish Chris was a scary guy who used to frequent Brighton dance music clubs in the nineties.

You're worse at keeping up than Adkins.

 

[Dougie]

I think you need a siesta Dougie

What threw me was the talk of Spanish mick from Swansea

 

[Triggaaar]

What threw me was the talk of Spanish mick from Swansea

Len is the new striker that's gone Awol

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

It's very simple.

Spanish Dave is Spanish
Spanish Len is Argentinian but with a Spanish passport
Spanish Bruno is a Catalan
Spanish Chris was a scary guy who used to frequent Brighton dance music clubs in the nineties.

You're worse at keeping up than Adkins.

You haven't mentioned

Spanish Gus who is Uruguayan
Spanish Tanno who is Argentinian
Spanish Andy who is Spanish but has Italian parents
Spanish Vicente who is Spanish
Spanish Inigo who is Basque

 

[Dougie]

Len is the new striker that's gone Awol

Is that the argentian one with the Spanish passport ? f*** me no wonder it's taken ages to get a work permit .

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

What threw me was the talk of Spanish mick from Swansea

Spanish Mick was a retired racehorse and was retrained to be a police horse. He used to patrol outside The Goldstone

 

[Triggaaar]

Is that the argentian one with the Spanish passport ?

Yes. We tried to buy him a year ago or something, but he only got his passport recently. Why he hasn't been registered yet I have no idea.

 

[Dougie]

Spanish Mick was a retired racehorse and was retrained to be a police horse. He used to patrol outside The Goldstone

Isnt that Spanish Vicente ?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Isnt that Spanish Vicente ?

No that is Spanish Dobbie , he has just been put out to pasture.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Update from my impeccable sauce. All Man Utd scouts phoned yesterday by the Chief Scout and NOT ONE of them is recommending that United sign Haha.

Fergie is on a solo mission based on what Darren Ferguson said to him after Palace played Peterborough. Winnie rinsed the shit Posh leftback and apparently Darren told Daddy "you must buy Zaha". All the scouts agree that Zaha can go past a fullback one on one but they massively question his bravery, his end product and his defending.

There is obviously a decent chance that Fergie will go out on a limb and go through with the signing but it will be against the advice of the scouts. The last time he did this was with Bebe who has turned out to be useless.

Lots of agent talk and paper talk fuels the flames and laying the 1/16 would be shrewd. It will probably happen but is not 1/16.

 

[swindonseagull]

Update from my impeccable sauce. All Man Utd scouts phoned yesterday by the Chief Scout and NOT ONE of them is recommending that United sign Haha.

Fergie is on a solo mission based on what Darren Ferguson said to him after Palace played Peterborough. Winnie rinsed the shit Posh leftback and apparently Darren told Daddy "you must buy Zaha". All the scouts agree that Zaha can go past a fullback one on one but they massively question his bravery, his end product and his defending.

There is obviously a decent chance that Fergie will go out on a limb and go through with the signing but it will be against the advice of the scouts. The last time he did this was with Bebe who has turned out to be useless.

Lots of agent talk and paper talk fuels the flames and laying the 1/16 would be shrewd. It will probably happen but is not 1/16.

CAnt be the same Zaha.....the palace one is worth millions and millions and even Real Madrid are after him