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  1. Nottseagull

    Biggest boo boo you have made at work

    You're a clergyman?
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    7 questions on GSCE maths

    The mean average would be (d) but the mode would be 60%.
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    Whats the UGLIEST animal you have ever seen ?

    If it does indeed mis-pronounce every other word then you would be quite correct :lol:
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    Biggest boo boo you have made at work

    Sorry, don't actually believe this one! Mechanical diggers are usually found in crematoria, not church graveyards. And why would the digger keep moving with no-one pressing the accelerator?
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    Biggest boo boo you have made at work

    What I thought.
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    7 questions on GSCE maths

    5 = "could do better"!
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    7 questions on GSCE maths

    Also got 6, but still don't understand the angles one even with the explanation. Didn't need a calculator even with the last one; it should be apparent that the maximum area must exceed 58.24. But this is the difference between GCSE now and GCE of the 70s and earlier; calculators are allowed...
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    'The Withdean', or 'Withdean'?

    It was better when it was called the Brighton Sports Arena.
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    Whats the UGLIEST animal you have ever seen ?

    There's actually a word for that ?? :ohmy:
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    Whats the UGLIEST animal you have ever seen ?

    Nice looking house, though.
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    Portslade attack

    The guy is CRITICAL and cannot speak for himself, whilst you are suggesting on a public forum that he may well have brought it on himself. As for "Got no idea what the situation is", I suggest you keep quiet until you have.
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    O/T Recovering deleted text messages

    Any data on a phone's hard drive can be forensically recovered, but probably not economically so.
  13. Nottseagull

    Terms women use to describe fat female friends

    Ah yes, Bloated Beached Whale. Excellent!
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    Chants of the season

    Can ayone explain why this was included? "If anyone has found a grey Nokia mobile, please could they bring it to the club house, because I've lost it!" Stadium announcer at Pontyclun Under 12/14 kids' rugby tournament.
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    How did we ever manage our lives without mobile phones?

    Even worse was when they did away with those grey boxes which accepted 2ps - they were useful for getting someone to ring you back when the 2p ran out. Now, the minimum is a massive 40p - meaning you waste 8 shillings if you get an answerphone.
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    Terms women use to describe fat female friends

    A "plain Jane". I'm surprised nobody's mentioned what some of these people call themselves, i.e. a "BBW". Perhaps we could have some suggestions of alternative words for these letters.
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    Portslade attack

    Come again?
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    Thinking of getting a cleaner

    But does that include the wearing of a French maid's outfit?
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    The Welsh, and the English language.

    They have no X, hence Wrecsam. Don't know what the Welsh speakers are going to put on the ballot papers on Thursday.....

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