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Heard him interviewed on Radio 4 the other day - never in a million years would I have guessed it was him!

Lucky? We were jostled, pushed around, smoked on, embraced occasionally by a sweat-soaked stranger and nearly had our eardrums burst by frantic whistling which usually started around 4.35pm. Oh, but those moments just after we scored, when you could end up several yards away without moving your...

Are they gaffs regularly uttered by Al Gore?

Did they ever catch the murderer of the foreign man in Portslade a few years back after an England defeat? I recall it was featured on Crimewatch.

£10 ph is an unheard of amount for a cleaner up here. For that amount, you need to make sure she is wearing a French maid's outfit....

Just watched last Tuesday's Newsnight on the Iplayer. The headlines concerning Kevin McDaid came up and I was astonished to hear Jeremy Paxman read out "...tensions between rival Celtic and Rangers football fans..." using a hard C for Celtic! He only corrected himself at the end of the...

That would have been vandalised had it been in Mansfield (out of CCTV coverage).

Saw Malcolm Allison sitting 0n a wall I said to him "what's up you twat?" He said the North Stand nicked my hat

To hell with Aston Villa To hell with Notts County We'll fight fight fight for the Albion 'til we win Division Three

Type bbciplayer into Google, and the link appears after the second b; in Bing, it doesn't. In fact the results disappear after a few more keystrokes, so you have to tap in the whole phrase to be sure it's understanding your quest, and then click on another icon just to display them. How annoying!

Don't be rude - that's his gf from Swindon!

And what if you were trapped on that desert island with just a sheep?

Are yes, I see now. Splitting images, so they are.

The runaway champions have to win play-offs to be promoted? What sort of system is that?

I would do, but isn't it illegal? Curiosity killed the cat.

What bait did you use this time?

There is fishing gear at Aldi from today ALDI - Sunday Special Buys 31st May 2009

The similarity is so non-existant that I genuinely do not know who you think looks like DB.

Get yourself a regular girlfriend called Kate and you can buy mine!

That metallic green doesn't look at all bad, actually. I would like to withdraw my criticism!