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Also, she's nicked the "The Filthy Bastards" couple from a sketch Caroline Aherne did several years ago... "I told them it was a disgrace, Roy. What did I say to them Roy?" "You said it was a shower of shite."

I thought this was a thread about the Grand Hotel after Jimmy Case's testimonial.

I was told this by a Hull-supporting mate who visited Withers on Friday. He was sitting near a girl who arrived in her seat before the game with a portion of chips, then was told that she'd have to surrender her plastic fork to a steward because "she might throw it on the pitch." I'm told she...

Arbroath beat Bon Accord 36-0 in 1885, which is the record score in a senior match in Britain.

I got about 113 quid from Sussex CCC for four days' operating the scoreboard in 1996. It remains the best job I've ever had.

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I've just applied to Lewes council, using the Freedom of Information Act, for a copy of the legal advice given to the cabinet before they agreed to challenge the Falmer decision. Here is the reply I got, So they are effectively hushing up the legal process using the same tactic that the...

Provided, of course, that "the public" is telling the truth about what they see. But that's a risk that has to be taken.

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Speaking as a News Person... it's because it takes half an hour for a crew to leave central London, get to the scene, and start sending live pics back. In the mean time, there's half an hour of News 24 and Sky to fill, and it's not very interesting to talk about a big fire for half an hour while...

No, it's called Scope now. Because too many people were using the word "spastic" as an insult.

Bozza, can you programme NSC to replace it automatically with the word SCOPE?

They are pretty standard. Councillors who sit on committees (not that there are many of those left) can claim a bit more; those with cabinet responsibility can claim more still. It's the same at all councils in England.

Cos I grew up surrounded by kids in United shirts who couldn't find Manchester on a map of Manchester, yet laughed at me cos I supported Brighton and they were "shit". Simple as.

Sir Lord Bracknell CMG, KCMG, GCMG (CMG stands for "Call me god"; KCMG for "Kindly call me God", and GCMG for "God calls me God"). Civil servants -- and "Yes Minister" fans -- will understand.

And why does he think only men go to football? Tosser.

Why this isn't at the top I don't know. Absolutely first-class.

(Apologies Roz for doing a bit of croppery on your work without asking. All for a good cause though.)

It's got to be an Anglican cathedral as well, hasn't it? Arundel, for example, is not a city.

I hope someone does a full public inquiry-style write up of this meeting. Is Shoreham Gull going? It could be the best day of Albion involvement in the democratic process since the Friends of Sheepcote Valley day :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: