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Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott today pulled a muscle while running with youngsters at an athletics track. Mr Prescott told onlookers, "I've pulled a bloody muscle. I feel a right bloody twit!" - then later limped to his chauffeur-driven Jaguar car. Aides put an ice-pack on his swollen...

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Oblivion, sadly, leaves you in Nip in the January leading up to a Winter Olympics when the RMT have announced industrial action in the same month. It's all in Stovold's. I'm going to go for the Lancastrian-west London-south London sequence, which is the only way out in such circumstances...

You certainly are well-connected, Ernie.

The link at the bottom of the page is wrong, Wozza. Stevie Boy, you're a top man. Thanks.

Can someone provide a link to the form you have to fill in... fast? Some dozy bint has asked me to cancel her bid for the thing I'm selling cos she thought I was selling two of them. According to the rules I have to comply because she asked more than 12 hours before the end of the auction. It's...

Was anyone at Chester City when we beat them 1st of July?

Someone I used to know once shagged Kurt Nogan and confirmed he was enormous.

How can you be sure it's TRIED and TESTED ENGLISH sunshine?

The Man With The 7 Second Memory Anybody else watching this? Poor guy has no recollection of anything that has happened in his life, anything that he's done. Can't even watch a game of rugby or cricket other than for the immediate moment because he can't remember the preceeding events of the...

I got a proper iPod and I'm well chuffed. Apple-haters (you know who you are) can get lost! :jester:

Happy Christmas. I'm at work, so what's your excuse?

Grooms choirboys

Chocolate all day. Beer all night. A recipe for anal disaster.

The problem isn't necessarily drink (and we don't know whether any of the drivers in these cases were drunk). I think it's a combination of impatience and crap country roads. Where I live in Cumbria there's only one proper dual carriageway, besides the M6, and it's England's second largest...

Happy birthday you mad, mad bastard.

Members of the RMT have to drive long metal boxes packed with people hundreds of metres underground. Any of those people could blow the train up at any minute. Their managers don't have to drive the trains. If they say they want improvements made to safety, I think they might be worth listening...

I'm suprised this has stayed up there this long http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo_bellotti And look carefully here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robbie_Fowler

I sadly wasn't there on the de-training occasion but I remember an account of it in Gull's Eye. The height of my Bellotti-baiting (other than the event that led to my nickname) was away at Rochdale in about 1996, when Jimmy Case had to be smuggled out of the ground onto the coach with a coat on...