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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Favourite East Sussex Town

    On a point of order, Brighton is not in East Sussex anyway. It's in Brighton & Hove.
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    A Burgess Hill question

    One of the best websites in Sussex http://www.burgesshilluncovered.co.uk/
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    Paul Simpson on Mark McGhee...

    I know Paul Simpson from his time at Carlisle pretty well. Among football managers, he's one of the most decent, straight-up-and-down people I can think of. The new job at Preston may have inflated his ego somewhat, but I for one would tend to take what he said fairly seriously.
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    My Theo Walcott Conspiracy Theory

    From the FA Website
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    My Theo Walcott Conspiracy Theory

    Of course it was a reasonable question. But whoever asked it was never going to get the contract to ghost "Sven: My England Story". And that's why no-one asked it.
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    Middlesex v Sussex (Twenty20 at Richmond)

    It's now in the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames -- and Royal Mail has not used counties as part of addresses since 1996. But yes -- it was an odd place to play. A bit like Eastbourne, only not as good, or not as big. It occupies a corner of the London Welsh rugby ground in Old Deer Park...
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    Muslim day at Alton Towers

    Oh dear. There are some English Muslims you know, sunshine. :eek:
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    My Theo Walcott Conspiracy Theory

    Because most football journalists have all the courage of a field vole. They spend their careers covering the same very small group of blokes -- and are usually either the type that 1) writes everything the club says they should; or 2) writes everything that agents say they should. They're too...
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    My Theo Walcott Conspiracy Theory

    Although he had already played against Hungary.
  10. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Muslim day at Alton Towers

    "This is a priests-only roller coaster. Yu can't come on here today" :lolol:
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    My Theo Walcott Conspiracy Theory

    Do you think David Dein (the vice-chairman of Arsenal and of the FA) put pressure on Sven to pick Walcott so as to boost his value? I think he might have.
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    Middlesex v Sussex (Twenty20 at Richmond)

    I went to Richmond earlier; it was the most comprehensive SPANKING I've can remember seeing Sussex giving out. In fact, the whole kaboodle was over and done with in 2 hours 10 minutes. Our fielding was SPOT-ON as well -- Hopkinson's catch was outstanding. Nash looked nervous to start off with...
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    The Met police -- actually quite good

    I should point out that I'm in the the cross-shaped block of flats with the white roof. Not any of the houses with pools.
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    The Met police -- actually quite good

    You're probably right. I'm not lying about the swimming pool, either http://tinyurl.com/ehmqq
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    The Met police -- actually quite good

    What are you, a CRIMINAL?
  16. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    The Met police -- actually quite good

    Yes, yes I do. The house next door to my block of flats has a SWIMMING POOL. Yes, yes I am. Perhaps if I lived in Harlesden rather than the mean streets of West Ealing they wouldn't have been round quite so quick. Mind you, I would have been burgled ALREADY.
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    The Met police -- actually quite good

    Some little scrotes attempted to break into my flat last night (well, attempted to climb in through the partly open window :jester:), but I shouted at them and they ran off. So I made a non-emergency call to the cops when I got up this morning and told them about it. Don't worry, they said...
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    I cannot believe how many old and young duffers are moan moan moaning about the Elton

    Am I missing something? People whose houses overlook the cricket ground are complaning? But their houses overlook the cricket ground!!!!!!! Lucky, lucky bastards.
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    Lib Dem Conference, Brighton

    They won't worry about us harming their Parliamentary election prospects -- because let's be honest, we won't. Probably not even in Lewes. However, one of their main campaigning planks is being "the party of local government" -- and we have a job to reveal what Lib Dem local government really...
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    British airways

    Fix their fuel surcharges. Allegedly.

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