The Clown of Pevensey Bay
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Some little scrotes attempted to break into my flat last night (well, attempted to climb in through the partly open window ), but I shouted at them and they ran off.
So I made a non-emergency call to the cops when I got up this morning and told them about it. Don't worry, they said, we'll send someone round. About FIVE SECONDS after I hung the phone up, two cops turned up at my front door. I'm not joking. They took all the details, and spoke to some neighbours, and said they'd step up patrols round my gaff at night. Either I'm being watched, or the Met Police have confounded all expectations.
Or maybe there's an innocent Brazilian living upstairs.
So I made a non-emergency call to the cops when I got up this morning and told them about it. Don't worry, they said, we'll send someone round. About FIVE SECONDS after I hung the phone up, two cops turned up at my front door. I'm not joking. They took all the details, and spoke to some neighbours, and said they'd step up patrols round my gaff at night. Either I'm being watched, or the Met Police have confounded all expectations.
Or maybe there's an innocent Brazilian living upstairs.