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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Taking the pith

    Yes! I'm gonna go down the GREENGROCER'S and get me some GINGER. Some JAPANESE HORSERADISH often goes down a treat as well.
  2. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Taking the pith

    Does honey and lime work as well as a cold remedy as honey and lemon? I haven't got any lemons left.
  3. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    It's that time of year... (SODDING TRICK OR TREAT)

    :lolol: :lolol: It used to be a RIGHT PAIN IN THE ARSE when I had my own house. Would just spend the whole night not answering the door. As this will be my first hallowe'en in a block of flats, I wonder if I'll have to take the entryphone off the hook?
  4. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Corporate Rugby

    Actually had to finish work before I was allowed to go....
  5. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Corporate Rugby

    The only time I've been to any corporate hospitality, it was a Champions' League qualifying game at Old Trafford. Got there just before kick-off, and the rules about no booze within view of the pitch still apply, so I think I got one beer at half time and a prawn sandwich (!) I wouldn't have...
  6. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    What was he doing there?

    Could have been pissed/mentally unstable/both. I seem to recall the tracks at Barnham are level with the road, so would be easy to access.
  7. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Happy Birthday Guy Butters

    Happy birthday Tank. Keep biting their legs :clap2:
  8. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Primary Schools

    Balfour Infants AND Juniors. Mrs Stenton *shudder*
  9. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    The proudest day of my life, but help now needed

    Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?
  10. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    FA Cup Ticket prices

    Re: Re: FA Cup Ticket prices What he said. Get on it, Albion.
  11. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    FA Cup 1st round draw

    Yes, yes it is. It's in north-east Cheshire.
  12. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    New league table

    Coca-Cola Football League One P W D L F A Pts Nottm Forest 16 10 4 2 20 10 34 Bristol City 16 9 2 5 21 15 29 Scunthorpe 16 8 4 4 25 13 28 Yeovil 16 7 6 3 19 13 27 Tranmere 16 7 4 5...
  13. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Sex

    Should have known :shootself
  14. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Sex

    Against my better judgement, I've just lumped on each way.... this had better be good, esp as it's drifted from 9 to 10.
  15. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    hello nsc on the way to huddersfield

    If it's a VOLVO how can it be a JEEP?
  16. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Remember Your A Womble

    Remember you're a Womble. You're. You are. What?
  17. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Famous People you've met

    :angry: The best I've ever met there is Carlton Palmer!
  18. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Famous People you've met

    I'm sitting 10 yards from Fiona Bruce. Right now.
  19. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Adams Leaves Sussex

    They haven't released him. He's asked to be released. Typical Sky -- "never wrong for long".

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