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I have suspected this ever since a particular court case.

Bloody hell. In two months it'll be TEN YEARS since I passed my test. I can still do the Marina roundabout in TEXTBOOK fashion.

Don't get excited. He's been elected as this year's Chairman of Bath and North East Somerset Council. It's like being the mayor of Bath. And it means his diary is posted online! if you're ever in the area, or anything, like...

f*** me backwards you lot -- you've convicted this bloke on the basis of some sketchy details on bloody TalkSPORT or something (oh, Ok, the BBC news website, but still...!) Jury trial or due process anyone? Magna Carta! Magna Carta? Did she die in vain?

Kent v Sussex Canterbury Kent 50 for 1 (21.5 overs) J L Denly lbw b Wright 21 R W T Key not out 23 J C Tredwell not out 0 Extras 6 Fall: 1-49 071756 JUN 08

I know. I put it there.

Kent v Sussex Canterbury Kent 15 for 0 (5.2 overs) J L Denly not out 5 R W T Key not out 7 Extras 3 071628 JUN 08

Oh GOD Kent v Sussex Canterbury Kent 14 for 0 (4.5 overs) Bad Light Stopped Play. J L Denly not out 4 R W T Key not out 7 Extras 3

Kent v Sussex Canterbury Kent 8 for 0 (2 overs) J L Denly not out 0 R W T Key not out 6 Extras 2 071607 JUN 08

Kent v Sussex at Canterbury Starting at last. Canterbury: Kent v Sussex Weather: Overcast Wicket: Firm Kent: J L Denly, R W T Key (Capt), J C Tredwell, M van Jaarsveld D I Stevens, J M Kemp, G O Jones (Wkt), Azhar Mahmood, R McLaren Yasir Arafat, R H Joseph. Sussex: C D Nash, C D Hopkinson, M...

He plays for Plymouth Argyle, apparently. And sources have told the Press Association that it's the goalkeeper, Luke McCormick.

89? Bollocks to that. If I get to the point where I can't walk to the bus stop, or control my own wee or poo, I'm going to stick my head in an oven.

Well, unless the Lib Dems go into coalition with the Tories after the next election. But I can't see Prime Minister Cameron agreeing to have Norman in the government.

The superbly well connected political blogger Iain Dale has uncovered a story about our Norm Iain Dale's Diary: The Two Faces of Norman Baker MP He writes:

I went there the other week when the County Ground outfield was too damp for cricket. Haven't been since I used to get taken there after the usual Sunday morning pilgrimage to the slides at the King Alfred. The ice cream is the BEST I've had outside Italy. Or Scotland.

Half Man Half Biscuit doing "Help me Rhonda" is bloody brill. It comes in here after their cover of the Welsh national anthem (!) VdOJziRZXIM

Bugger. Can't you go out with her friends as well? And sorry about the job. But it's more or less what you expect in the radio industry.

There are plenty of crap retail parks and housing developments in France! And as someone who lives in one of the rather less salubrious bits of west London, I look forward to coming to Sussex to get a bit of peace, quiet and space...

Several good reasons for a) banning drinking on the Tube, and b) not being on Facebook. Sigh. Hilarious, I'm sure. Grizz, out of interest, what are "outer rail" trains?

Cromwell Road? Hope the floodlights are on, otherwise I'm at risk of nip here.