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Shanaze Reade fell off in her first semi but still qualified. Mm, she's a bit foxy actually

Cor. I'd heard he was on an absolute PACKET at the Mail, so the Guardian must have bust the budget to get him. It's not like they're short of good sports hacks either -- or ones based in Sussex. But good for him.

I wish I'd had money on that now. Bugger. Anyway -- Also pissing me off today: the sign for the Oval's 100 Hundred's (sic) bar has an incorrect apostrophe in it. Fools. And Ramps and Murray took part in the biggest strop I've seen on a cricket field for yonks. I thought it was going to get a...

Go to Tesco at lunch like I do and get some food instead. It's about as nice and much cheaper. Harvey's is reasonably priced at £2.60, mind.

Mushy's out injured. Balls. We'll want to play two spinners, so our hopes rest on Wat Beer, or whatever he's called.

Weather forecast: So-so Ramprakash forecast: the fucker will probably get another hundred as per usual Who's going then? I am.

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I work on the site of the 1908 Olympics. And I was at Rochdale away midweek in 1996. I DEMAND priority for the synchronised diving.

David Cameron is going to Georgia today. That'll be the same David Cameron who criticised Gordon Brown for going to Iraq in order to score political points...

Thankyou.

The government are about to find themselves up the creek after the Olympics. They started handing out honours like confetti during the Blair years (Paul Collingwood MBE for playing just one 2005 Ashes test, anyone?) and now they are going to have to keep up the momentum. For example -- it's...

And to cap that, his name is also Cockney rhyming slang for semen.

Get him some Tango? One of my colleagues -- an absolutely top geezer, incidentally, but a Palace fan -- is retiring later this year and I'm in the same sort of quandry.

None.

A friend of a friend is a primary teacher in south London, and has a "Queen Darling" in her class.

It's not compatible with the shitey old MSIE7 on my work computers.

Obviously one of the most significant things to take place in the world this year. But not on NSC where if it doesn't involve bickering about Kuipers, or restaurant recommendations, it ain't worth it.

Who did you SHAG?

Kirtley took four wickets for the seconds in a one-dayer this week. But you're right, there's a distinct lack of a TRIED and TESTED spinner in there.

Arundel: Sussex Sharks v Somerset Sabres Weather: Sunny Wicket: Firm Sussex Sharks: M J Prior (Wkt), M H Yardy, L J Wright C J Adams (Capt), M W Goodwin, D R Smith, C D Hopkinson R J Hamilton-Brown, R S C Martin-Jenkins, C J Liddle, R J Kirtley. Somerset Sabres: C Kieswetter (Wkt), M E...