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    Marvellous Indian Takeaway Name

    Drove down Santa Monica Blvd in Los Angeles to see tennis superstore "The Merchant of Tennis"
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    Midfielders who should have played more for their country.

    Stuart Downing should PLAY more for England instead of running about like a headless chicken
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    Cold Calling

    I had exactly the same "I notice from your preferences that you don't want to be telephoned, I am just ringing to see if you have changed my mind" I told them that I had changed my mind, but had ALSO changed my mind about paying my credit card bill.
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    Marvellous Indian Takeaway Name

    There used to be a van going round Burgess Hill who were a sort of Dyno-rod company called "Turdbusters". The slogans on its van included - You make them, we break them - Your business is our business - Your number 2's are our number 1 priority classic! :D
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    Marvellous Indian Takeaway Name

    ...there's a sandwich shop in Haywards Heath called Fine Baps. One of my favourites though is a fish and chip cafe opposite Waterloo station called Fishcoteque.
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    My computer died today

    Replaced the blue screen with a different coloured screen? Perhaps a cheeky little mauve number?
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    Stereophonics - Brighton Ctr last night

    Agreed... seen them a few times over the last 5 years or so and this was a great setlist, mainly old stuff with a sprinkling of the new album thrown in! Shame the crowd were a bit quiet at times. ALSO many thanks to the annoying 10ft fuckshit who turned up LATE (during the 2nd song) and stood...
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    Website

    Also on the location page it says the villa is in America. Wouldn't it be more accessible to have it in Camber Sands? (for example)
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    Website

    To cater for those with a stutter? G G G G GRAAANVILLE! :jester:
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    I have a Mouse in my House - Help !.

    ... and do you live in a Windmill? If so you should have seen this coming.
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    Fancy dress- tube stations, help needed.......

    Mornington Crescent
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    Fancy dress- tube stations, help needed.......

    Put a cathedral on the end of your knob and go as Up-Minster. (actually works for HornChurch as well come to think of it...) Or turn up in school uniform and go as Grange Hill.
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    2001

    George W Bush is sworn in as president of the USA, foot and mouth outbreak starts in the UK, the atrocities of 9/11 and... ...hooligan figures are released. An iconic year.
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    Albion are 4th in league one Hooligan league!

    http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?t=113154
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    The Anfield Rap

    What was that Albion one (60's 70's ish) with the woman singing along to an old organ? "Seagulls.... SEAAAAAGULLS...they'll play on and on" Im sure it was posted on here a while back.
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    Albion are 4th in league one Hooligan league!

    No, I heard on the grapevine it is from 2001.
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    Chuggers

    1) Just tell them you already give money to the charity they are promoting. 2) Or say you spoke to their "colleague" on the other side of the road and donated xyz amount. Either way they are extremely pleased and let you get on with your day. If you choose option 1, they might even give you...
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    Lyrical Pedantry

    The way it was sung suggests a comma placed as below (obvisuly wrong!!!)- "The Wombles of Wimbledon, common are we" Not VERY common if they are only found in Wimbledon.
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    Beer on the terraces

    Burgess Hill Town FC also allows drinking on matchdays on the terrace. Pitch side barrier is the exact width for resting your pint glass on. AND at one point they had their own Leylands Lager, named after the ground (Leylands Park). Talk about encouragement...

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