My computer died today

[Cadiz Seagull]

Wouldn't boot up, kept getting the dreaded blue screen.

But, clever old me, I fixed it.

Guess what I did.....

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Don't tell me ..... don't tell me - did you turn it off again. Is this the first time this has ever worked ?

 

[Marshy]

bought a new one

 

[JJ McClure]

Took it to PC World?

 

[Kenneth Wattle]

Replaced the blue screen with a different coloured screen? Perhaps a cheeky little mauve number?

 

[Gwylan]

Took it to PC World?

Jeez, that would really have screwed it.

 

[Shegull]

Minutes silence tomorrow then for Cadiz Seagulls computer

 

[tedebear]

did you solder a bit of tin foil on the back of it to make the whole thing live? gives you a jolt everynow and then but quite functional?

 

[Badger]

Did you kick it really hard? it's amazing how often that works

 

[Scoffers]

Took that dodgy floppy disk out?

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Don't tell me ..... don't tell me - did you turn it off again. Is this the first time this has ever worked ?

Is the correct answer

Piece of piss this computer lark, isnt it?

MYOB, eat your heart out.

 

[Marshy]

it will BSOD again though in future i guarantee it, the HD is on the way out