Fancy dress- tube stations, help needed.......

[fork me]

Or just go to the party clapping. (Clapham Junction).

No such tube station, but you could do the same carrying a Lidl bag.

(Clapham Common)


OK, I really WILL get me coat)

Fork Me

 

[Buzzer]

Go as Charles De Menedez. It'll be a riot.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Turn up very late and smelling of wee. City Thameslink innit

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Turn up very late and smelling of wee. City Thameslink innit

I did that at New Year's Eve and it wasn't even fancy dress.

 

[aftershavedave]

Turn up very late and smelling of wee. City Thameslink innit

 

[Scotty Mac]

Go as Charles De Menedez. It'll be a riot.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Go wearing an Arsenal shirt!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Just dont f***ing turn up and send a note saying you're on strike.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Carry a couple of hub-caps - Liverpool Street

 

[hart's shirt]

Firstly, dress up as a tree and wear a crown - Royal Oak.
Then set yourself on fire - Burnt Oak.

2 costumes in one.

 

[blue'n'white]

Paint yourself green and go as Turnham Green
Shame it's not tram stops as well or you could get the Burberry out, pull your hair back, loads of cheap bling, can of Stella, carry a Lidls carrier bag and go as Noo Addington

 

[Giraffe]

Get a flourescent tube bend it over your head and go as Wembley, either of them!

 

[clapham_gull]

Stick a rubber glove on your head and carry a can of Australian lager.

(Or get your knob out whilst drinking a can of Australian lager)

 

[Drumstick]

As a clown in a oxford shirt = oxford circus

or

Have a gate on your head = high gate

or

Were a barnet wig = high barnet

im bored now

 

[Kenneth Wattle]

Put a cathedral on the end of your knob and go as Up-Minster. (actually works for HornChurch as well come to think of it...)

Or turn up in school uniform and go as Grange Hill.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Come with a footie with strips of ham on it - Balham

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Dress as a vicar painted green

Go as an eco-friendly vicar. Parsons Green.

 

[Seagullible]

Just dont f***ing turn up and send a note saying you're on strike.

 

[maffew]

Go as Charles De Menedez. It'll be a riot.

though I did laugh!!!


go as sherlock holmes?

 

[Kenneth Wattle]

Mornington Crescent