You know you've grown up when...

[Hillian1]

Waking up to find another new and interesting misfiring bodily function.

Hangovers lasting all the next day and into the day after that.

 

[Simster]

... you tell the chaps you're missing the latest Albion game at the Amex in order to continue building your patio.

 

[Daffy Duck]

When you're constantly overtaken by other people when trudging up the WSU stairs.

 

[upthealbion1970]

When you're constantly overtaken by other people when trudging up the WSU stairs.

Or when you need to stop half way up for a breather

 

[Kumquat]

When you have a conversation with your mum about anal sex and she responds to the observation "must hurt" with "yes dear, it does".

 

[magoo]

When you look at a scantily clad young lady and think, "She's gonna be cold later."

 

[vegster]

Myself and Mrs V signed up to be members of The National Trust.

 

[bluenitsuj]

watching Antiques Roadshow!!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

When you flick through the radio channels in the car, it scans on to the Paul Miller Show on BBC Radio Sussex, and you don't immediately turn over

 

[Mullet of Ken Tiler]

Complaining when you find the toilets in a pub are upstairs.

... or when you can't hold onto it for long enough to even find where the pub toilets are.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Mine's kind of been this year in general. I bought a house, changed jobs to a PROPER one and am attending the first wedding of someone who is from my year group at school.

 

[Bognor Bystander]

..when your Kids are going 'out' for the evening as you are heading to bed because the News has finished !

 

[father_and_son]

What's even more frightening is when you look in the mirror and see your Dad and realise it's you.

THIS.

Happened to me about two years ago and started to grow a beard so it would never happen again!

 

[daveinprague]

For me, it was the club flyer thing...suddenly realised I wasnt getting them anymore. I used to throw them away as a rule, but thats not the point!

 

[SK1NT]

You planned a mad night out like he "old days" but come 10 o'clock you're tired and you just wanna go home and watch tv on the sofa.

When you don't recognise any music that has currently been played over the last few years.

When all modern music sounds shit

When the ages of every player in a football team are all younger than you...

When you collect coupons

 

[Capricorn]

Myself and Mrs V signed up to be members of The National Trust.

No shame in that!

 

[Kumquat]

... or when you can't hold onto it for long enough to even find where the pub toilets are.

I think the comedian Stewart Lee also had a good one how it's only at a certain age that when a man takes a piss it puts pressure on the sphincter muscle causing a fart. Can't remember if that was something that didn't happen when I was younger but maybe he's right.

 

[Randsta]

Starting to listen to Radio2 is a sure sign ....sh*t that's me!

 

[Dirk Gently]

When the peer group you went to school with are starting, one, by one, to die.

 

[Taybha]

When you dont know who number 1 in the charts is .
You dont know what a Tulisa is .
You start waving to people you dont know ... Wellsy syndrome