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Waking up to find another new and interesting misfiring bodily function.

Hangovers lasting all the next day and into the day after that.
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,983
Surrey
... you tell the chaps you're missing the latest Albion game at the Amex in order to continue building your patio. :down:
 






Kumquat

New member
Mar 2, 2009
4,459
When you have a conversation with your mum about anal sex and she responds to the observation "must hurt" with "yes dear, it does".
 






vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,274
Myself and Mrs V signed up to be members of The National Trust.
 






Lady Whistledown

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,645
When you flick through the radio channels in the car, it scans on to the Paul Miller Show on BBC Radio Sussex, and you don't immediately turn over :blush:
 




mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,933
England
Mine's kind of been this year in general. I bought a house, changed jobs to a PROPER one and am attending the first wedding of someone who is from my year group at school.
 




Bognor Bystander

Looking for a new job
Oct 7, 2010
842
Bognor Regis
..when your Kids are going 'out' for the evening as you are heading to bed because the News has finished !
 




daveinprague

New member
Oct 1, 2009
12,572
Prague, Czech Republic
For me, it was the club flyer thing...suddenly realised I wasnt getting them anymore. I used to throw them away as a rule, but thats not the point!
 




SK1NT

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2003
8,762
Thames Ditton
You planned a mad night out like he "old days" but come 10 o'clock you're tired and you just wanna go home and watch tv on the sofa.

When you don't recognise any music that has currently been played over the last few years.

When all modern music sounds shit

When the ages of every player in a football team are all younger than you...

When you collect coupons
 




Kumquat

New member
Mar 2, 2009
4,459
... or when you can't hold onto it for long enough to even find where the pub toilets are.

I think the comedian Stewart Lee also had a good one how it's only at a certain age that when a man takes a piss it puts pressure on the sphincter muscle causing a fart. Can't remember if that was something that didn't happen when I was younger but maybe he's right.
 








Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,680
Uwantsumorwat
When you dont know who number 1 in the charts is .
You dont know what a Tulisa is .
You start waving to people you dont know ... Wellsy syndrome :p
 


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