You know you've grown up when...

[Dirk Gently]

When you go to an away game with a standing area as well as seats and you opt for the latter.

 

[Dirk Gently]

Thinking back, though, the real indicator (long ago), was when I realised I didn't know what song was Number One that week.

 

[Dr Q]

Your reading material in the bog is Gardeners World or Grow Your Own!!!

 

[Don Tmatter]

You choose a cup of bovril over a pint at the Amex.

 

[magoo]

Thinking back, though, the real indicator (long ago), was when I realised I didn't know what song was Number One that week.

I've rarely known what was No.1 as I always tried to find my own music

 

[scooter1]

Turning on the tv to check the weather forecast

 

[Insel affe]

you buy some tena men

 

[Box of Frogs]

When the bits of your body that ache outnumber the bits of your body that don't ache.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The 100

Let's be honest Tulisa is the archetype of the most unnattractive group of women in the UK at the moment. At 22 I didn't think I was this out of touch with the kids but Mila at 9, Emma Stone at 37, Hayden Panettiere not even on the list, Pippa Middleton!? at 11!? This whole country has gone insane. BROKEN BRITAIN.

100. Franziska Klein

99. Taylor Swift

98. Jessica Findlay Brown

97. Kate Garraway

96. Helen Skelton

95. Irina Shayk

94. Rita Ora

93. Alexandra Breckenridge

92. Florrie

91. Jenna-Louise Coleman

90. Jenna Randall

89. Christina Hendricks

88. Nicki Minaj

87. Laura Whitmore

86. Jorgie Porter

85. Alexandra Stan

84. Rachel Riley

83. Sofia Vergara

82. Alex Jones

81. Janina Gavankar

80. Caggie Dunlop

79. Jennifer Aniston

78. Freya Mavor

77. Alison Brie

76. Amanda Seyfried

75. Selena Gomez

74. Jennifer Lawrence

73. Kaya Scodelario

72. January Jones

71. Natalie Portman

70. Ashley Greene

69. Abbey Clancy

68. Minka Kelly

67. Lucy Mecklenburgh

66. Una Healy

65. Kim Kardashian

64. Emma Watson

63. Rachel Bilson

62. Hayley Williams

61. Jennifer Lopez

60. Yasmin

59. Britney Spears

58. Christine Bleakley

57. Florence Brudenell-Bruce

56. Kaley Cuoco

55. Carey Mulligan

54. Vanessa Hudgens

53. Olivia Wilde

52. Kristin Stewart

51. Miranda Kerr

50. Jessica Michibata

49. Jade Thirlwall

48. Caroline Flack

47. Helen Flanagan

46. Bar Refaeli

45. Adriana Lima

44. Dianna Agron

43. Nicole Scherzinger

42. Fearne Cotton

41. Jessica Alba

40. Olivia Munn

39. Naya Rivera

38. Beyonce

37. Emma Stone

36. Karen Gillan

35. Paris Hilton

34. Mellisa Clarke

33. Miley Cyrus

32. Kate Middleton

31. Angelina Jolie

30. Scarlett Johansson

29. Taylor Momsen

28. Katrina Bowden

27. Lana Del Rey

26. Michelle Keegan

25. Cher Lloyd

24. Holly Willoughby

23. Kate Upton

22. Berenice Marlohe

21. Laura Haddock

20. Kelly Brook

19. Frankie Sandford

18. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

17. Zooey Deschanel

16. Jessie J

15. Millie Mackintosh

14. Mollie King

13. Daisy Lowe

12. Pixie Lott

11. Pippa Middleton

10. Emily Atack

9. Mila Kunis

8. Keeley Hazell

7. Megan Fox

6. Katy Perry

5. Georgia Salpa

4. Rosie Jones

3. Rihanna

2. Cheryl Cole

1. Tulisa Contostavlos

When you have no idea who half of these ladies are.

 

[Box of Frogs]

When you have no idea who half of these ladies are.

Half? I don't know who 80% of them are!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Half? I don't know who 80% of them are!

I've just checked, and there's 28 I would recognise a photo of (mostly the easy ones like Jolie, Aniston and Middleton). A bunch more I've heard of but wouldn't recognise if they walked past me in the street. The rest: not a clue. You're probably closer to the mark with 80% than 50%

 

[pasty]

I've just checked, and there's 28 I would recognise a photo of (mostly the easy ones like Jolie, Aniston and Middleton). A bunch more I've heard of but wouldn't recognise if they walked past me in the street. The rest: not a clue. You're probably closer to the mark with 80% than 50%

You beat me. 26.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You beat me. 26.

Well I'm not 100% sure on all of them. If Helen Flanagan is the one who plays Rosie in Coronation Street, and Zooey Deschanel the one who was in Elf, then it's 28. To be honest, I'm not entirely convinced I'd spot Tulisa if she strolled down Western Road in front of me- I never watch the X Factor- but as she's evidently #1, it would look a bit lame if I genuinely had no idea, so I'll give myself the benefit of the doubt.

 

[cjwoolven]

I have a few.

1) This is the worst. All i get is, 'Cor, don't you look like your dad!'
2) Turning 18 and pretty much thrusting my id at the person on the till along with a crate.
3) Not understanding anything my younger sister and brother say.

 

[pasty]

You get as far as typing YOUPOR into google before deciding, meh, can't be bothered.

 

[Madam Cholet]

Complaining when you find the toilets in a pub are upstairs.

That's not an age thing - I've felt like that ever since I fell head first down some stairs to the toilets in Madam JoJo's (no relation) waaaay back in my 20s.

 

[seagullsslimjim]

when completing your personal details online - and when asked for your year of birth you have to scroll down on the drop down menu to find your year

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

.....and this has literally just happened to me this evening...... when your daughter, who is a hospital doctor, tells you she has had a career first today in that she has helped section somebody...... sobering.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

When police officers look like they should still be in school !

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Well I'm not 100% sure on all of them. If Helen Flanagan is the one who plays Rosie in Coronation Street, and Zooey Deschanel the one who was in Elf, then it's 28. To be honest, I'm not entirely convinced I'd spot Tulisa if she strolled down Western Road in front of me- I never watch the X Factor- but as she's evidently #1, it would look a bit lame if I genuinely had no idea, so I'll give myself the benefit of the doubt.

I got 34. Should i feel proud.... or ashamed.

I still don't know whe the number 1 is.