You know you've grown up when...

[hart's shirt]

When the narrow waist and broad mind change places.

When I bend over to tie my shoelaces up, I sometimes wonder if there's anything else I need to be doing when I'm down there.

Walking into a room, then realising that I've forgotten what it is that I went in there for.

 

[Nibble]

When you have to force yourself to get up and out, go to Tesco, B&Q, garage etc with a hangover rather than being able to give yourself the day off to watch telly, play X-Box, laze about etc.

 

[Dirk Gently]

When you have absolutely no idea whatsoever who Kelly Kapowski is : https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?241824-Who-was-your-first-celebrity-crush

 

[magoo]

When you go to reply to a troll on NSC but half way through think oh f*ck it, I can't be arsed.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

When you don't find people saying "It's Star Wars Day" even remotely funny .... aaarrrgggghhh

 

[Kumquat]

When the narrow waist and broad mind change places.

When I bend over to tie my shoelaces up, I sometimes wonder if there's anything else I need to be doing when I'm down there.

Walking into a room, then realising that I've forgotten what it is that I went in there for.

You can still do that? You're a very lucky man.

 

[pasty]

You reminisce about how FA Cup Final day used to be special

 

[Wilko]

When you refer to 'taping' something off the TV.