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seagulls4ever

New member
Oct 2, 2003
4,338
You: what is the meaning of life
Stranger: ?
You: what is the meaning of life?
Stranger: Is there something wrong?
Stranger: I don't know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 


































Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,880
Brighton, UK
You: Hi! Do you have SWINE FLU?
Stranger: no but my teacher went on break to mexico and now they wont let her back in the school
You: She has SWINE FLU? I heard you can catch it over the internet, is this true
Stranger: no
Stranger: your an idiot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 




Don Quixote

Well-known member
Nov 4, 2008
8,362
You: ok i have to tell someone this
You: i just killed a man
You: i had to tell someoe
Stranger: How?
You: i just did it, just now
You: f***
You: seiously what do i do?
You: he's lying right there
You: man talk to me, i am shitting myself, what can i do?
Stranger: Are you being serious?!
Stranger: seriously?
You: i am serious
You: i have just stabbed a man
Stranger: Ok, f*** man.
Stranger: Do you have a bathtub?
You: yeah, i do
You: what do i do?
You: f***, seriously i am so f***ed, he is just lying there....
Stranger: Put him in the tub
You: and do what?
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: And pour acid over him.
Stranger: When he is all melted he will go down the drain.
Stranger: Easy

intersting.
 




Horsham Gull

H Block Offender
Dec 4, 2006
8,610
Horsham
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SirDouglasLoft

New member
Jul 4, 2008
6,876
Stranger: Do you like sex with furniture?
You: yes i do
You: do you
Stranger: me too, yeah
You: good aint it
Stranger: what kind of furniture do you prefere?
You: sofa's EVERYTIME
You: yourself?
Stranger: well i like it harder
Stranger: a table is good;)
You: or wooden chair?
Stranger: yes.. why not:)
You: good lad
You: do you prefer furniture or people?
You: or ANIMALS perhaps?
Stranger: animals are good
Stranger: i like cats
Stranger: and you?
You: im a fan of a rabbit
Stranger: theyre fast :)
You: cats are good though
You: the faster the better ;)
Stranger: yep

:lolol:
 


bright1064

New member
Dec 21, 2007
4,513
Brighton
You: ok i have to tell someone this
You: i just killed a man
You: i had to tell someoe
Stranger: How?
You: i just did it, just now
You: f***
You: seiously what do i do?
You: he's lying right there
You: man talk to me, i am shitting myself, what can i do?
Stranger: Are you being serious?!
Stranger: seriously?
You: i am serious
You: i have just stabbed a man
Stranger: Ok, f*** man.
Stranger: Do you have a bathtub?
You: yeah, i do
You: what do i do?
You: f***, seriously i am so f***ed, he is just lying there....
Stranger: Put him in the tub
You: and do what?
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: And pour acid over him.
Stranger: When he is all melted he will go down the drain.
Stranger: Easy

intersting.

:bowdown:

I'm sorry, but that is going to take some beating!
 


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