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[Amsterdam Albion]

Stranger: hi male or female?
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Raphael Meade]

You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im gonna go take a dump
Stranger: bye
Stranger:

cracking stuff

 

[Sir Sarcy]

another gem

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: There is no God
Stranger: I want to expell my seed inside your rectum as many times as you will allow me.
Stranger: there is no spoon
You: I will allow 7 times
Stranger: excellent
You: but no more and noless
Stranger: >
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[KVLT]

Oh dear!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hey. When I c booty I get it come up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was only seeking some tech support!

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hello - Im not sure really
Stranger: About what?
You: well, you did ask before didn;t you
Stranger: About what?
You: annette?
Stranger: Im not annette?
You: I've never used a rectal probe.
You: so is annette not your real name?
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: No
You: oh
You: are you Annette the 17 yr old from Dallas who was just talking tome?
Stranger: I AM......
Stranger: BATMAN
You: do u own a rectal probe?
You: batman - is your real name annette?
You: i did what you said - now what?
You: it does hurt a bit now
Stranger: How far up is it?
You: i think i need to wash my hand annette
Stranger: f*** that
You: i dont thuink I can
You: its very dirty now
You: do u still wnat me to post this to you?
Stranger: I like it dirt
Stranger: y
You: is a jiffy bag ok?
Stranger: sure
You have disconnected.

 

[KVLT]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hello - Im not sure really
Stranger: About what?
You: well, you did ask before didn;t you
Stranger: About what?
You: annette?
Stranger: Im not annette?
You: I've never used a rectal probe.
You: so is annette not your real name?
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: No
You: oh
You: are you Annette the 17 yr old from Dallas who was just talking tome?
Stranger: I AM......
Stranger: BATMAN
You: do u own a rectal probe?
You: batman - is your real name annette?
You: i did what you said - now what?
You: it does hurt a bit now
Stranger: How far up is it?
You: i think i need to wash my hand annette
Stranger: f*** that
You: i dont thuink I can
You: its very dirty now
You: do u still wnat me to post this to you?
Stranger: I like it dirt
Stranger: y
You: is a jiffy bag ok?
Stranger: sure
You have disconnected.

Many of these have had me in hysterics but that left me in pain!

Stranger: I AM......
Stranger: BATMAN

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

This one did make me laugh:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: greetings!
You: and to you
Stranger: how do you do my brave friend?
You: i do well thank you
You: how did you know I was native american?
Stranger: wonderfull
You: are you american too?
Stranger: well I just finished reading brave new world
Stranger: of course
You: is that about indians?
Stranger: not
Stranger: I'm french
You: canadian?
You: thats in france isnt it?
Stranger: yes
You: they speak french in canadia - my pop went there once
Stranger: so is New Zealand
You: is it?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: and they speak Swahili in Peru
You: i havenmt heard of that
Stranger: yes
You: peru is in mexico - I know that!
Stranger: I just invented it
You: swali is made up?
You: ur teasing me
Stranger: I'd never
You: so where abouts in canadia are you?
You: montreall is in canadia
You: so is the viagra falls - so you dont know everything
Stranger: I'm in france
Stranger: as in France
Stranger: like the country
You: isn't canadia the same as france?
Stranger: yes the viagra falls
Stranger: you gotta love'em
Stranger: Canadia is a province in northern finland
Stranger: France is in New Zealand
Stranger: I told you that
You: im confused now
You: are you a france man?
You: u sed new sealand isnt real just now
Stranger: yes
You: where do u live?
Stranger: I'm a francia man
Stranger: in France
You: right
You: is it nice?
Stranger: a northern province of New Sealand
Stranger: wonderfull
You: are you near montreall?
You: or NSC?
Stranger: please tell me your trolling
You: I'm Derek
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Sir Sarcy]

You: I love Russel Slade
Stranger: who is that?
Stranger: i love John Mayer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Questions]

Connecting to server
Stranger: Hi I`m from Brighton and I do a radio show
You: Thats nice
Stranger Yes I do a radio show on saturdays
You: A radio show huh... sounds cool
Stranger: Yes my radio show is cool and its a saturday show
You: excellant
Stranger: My radio show on saturdays had someone on it once and it was nice
You: anything else you want to say
Stranger: lets just say I know certain things ok and I must mention that I do a radio show on saturdays and I like cake.
Your conversational partner has dissconnected.

 

[Superphil]

the Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
Stranger: wanna see my dick?
You: ha ha, no, I have one of my own to look at!
Your conversation has ended

What a load of shite

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

the Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
Stranger: wanna see my dick?
You: ha ha, no, I have one of my own to look at!
Your conversation has ended

What a load of shite

Last night was it more like:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
Stranger: have you seen dick?
You: over there!
Your conversation has ended

 

[Superphil]

Last night was it more like:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
Stranger: have you seen dick?
You: over there!
Your conversation has ended

 

[sam86]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: §hhey
You: Can you write me a song?
Stranger: yyes
Stranger: do you like stie?
Stranger: are you steven
You: Okay - get this - it's for a Football (or Soccer in U.S.) player called Lloyd Owusu. He plays for Brighton & Hove Albion. Okay?
You: Now, I'd like the song to rhyme.
Stranger: dofoododod ododododo iriririirir kaaaaaaaa it is okay?
Stranger: nannatinaaa
You: WHAT THE f***? ARE YOU STUPID?
Stranger: yees in the f***
Stranger: i'm from kassland
You: write me a mother f***ing song
Stranger: i sing very beautifully to youu
Stranger: wait, i get it
Stranger: now it starts
Stranger: lalalalalalala how are youuu youu are so beaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaautuiful
You: No, no, no, it needs to include Lloyd Owusu
Stranger: okatyokay
Stranger: okokok
Stranger: it goes this
Stranger: lloyd owusu is so beautifullllllllllllllllll, and it's full of sockerplayerssss, nanananananana
Stranger: mother fucker
You: Brilliant song

 

[Man of Harveys]

GOLD I tell ye - funniest thread for months

 

[sam86]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: my name is stiffler
You: No it's not
Stranger: hi
You: Why did you lie
Stranger: i dont lie
Stranger: my friends call me stiffler
You: No they don't
Stranger: they do
Stranger: r u drunk?
You: What is your real name
Stranger: james
You: So why on earth do they call you Stiffler
Stranger: do u see american pie
You: I like pie
Stranger: me too
You: But no, I can't see any right now
Stranger: they call me stiffler because i organised big partys
Stranger: and many women come to this partys
Stranger: i dont know why
Stranger: but its nice
Stranger: where are from?
You: Can I come
Stranger: maybe when it s near where i live
You: Can you write me a song?
Stranger: a song
You: Yes. A Song.
Stranger: where are u from?
You: But it has rules, okay?
Stranger: what?
You: Okay - get this - it's for a Football (or Soccer in U.S.) player called Lloyd Owusu. He plays for Brighton & Hove Albion. Okay?
Stranger: u ask me my real name
You: Now, I'd like the song to rhyme.
You: Give it a go.
Stranger: lets go
You: Ok?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: is he black?
You: Do you know what I have asked you to do?
You: He is, yes!
Stranger: u want that i write a song for u?
Stranger: right?
You: Yes. About Lloyd Owusu. That rhymes.
Stranger: he is black and he is proud...when he shoot the ball he shouted loud...
Stranger: man
Stranger: i organizes parties
Stranger: i dont write any songs

 

[MattBackHome]

You: Do you smoke?
Stranger: never tried
Stranger: and you?
You: Apparently 3/4 of all Chinese people smoke
Stranger: how do you know that?
You: Reading stuff
Stranger: I'm not Chinese

 

[Titanic]

get's a bit dull after a time though... every conversation seems to end the same way

 

[saafend_seagull]

Stranger: u r white ppl
You: LOL
Stranger: that's beautiful
Stranger: plz don't always laugh out loudly
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: talk to me , okay?
Stranger: i hope i can fall in love with an english speaker


standard

 

[Stoo82]

something i said?

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
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