www.omegle.com

[vegster]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: please be normal
Stranger: I'll try
Stranger: are people usually not normal?
You: not on here
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: now you've got me all nervous, like I have to be perfectly normal or you'll disconnect
You: you are odd, you have not tried to have cybersex with me yet.... you aren't normal
Stranger: oh, sorry
Stranger: is that what I'm supposed to do?
You: I'm telling my dad
Stranger: ?
Stranger: I'm confused
You: he works for the FBI and he says he wants to bust some wierdo pinko
You: are you on NSC ?
Stranger: I don't know what that is
You: its o.k. this is your first time , isn't it ?
Stranger: first time that someone has threatened to call the fbi on me for doing nothing, yes
You: ah, welcome to America, you don't have to do much to be arrested or bombed.. we're nice like that
Stranger: go away troll
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Man of Harveys]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What are you staring at?
Stranger: nothing
You: oh sorry
You: how are YOU
Stranger: im fine
You: good
You: I'm not well
Stranger: why?
You: I'm a quadruple amputee
Stranger: ok
You: serious
You: you don't what to know how I'm typing?
Stranger: well
Stranger: tell me
You: see it takes a while
You: I have a device attached to my nose
You: does that scare you? don't hate me
Stranger: it doesnt scare me
You: ok
You: I get a lot of abuse
You: YOU HATE ME NOW
Stranger: No i dont
Stranger: i just dont know what to say x)
Stranger: my english is so bad
You: someone told me I should go and die
You: what is your name my name is BOB

 

[Notters]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bon soir! Comment allez vous?
Stranger: Salut! j'appelle Kurt et tu?
You: Ah bon! J'm'appelle Notters
Stranger: Ahh, bonjour Notters
Stranger: sa va?
You: Ca va bien merci... Parlez-vous anglais?!
Stranger: Oui, do you ?
You: Yes What do you think about about Crystal Palace?
Stranger: ahh, nice team, but my team is sheffield wednessay
You: Oh, that's a shame... I think they're scum
You: Palace that is
Stranger: whod you support?
You: The Albion... Do you know any good songs about Lloyd Owuso?!
Stranger: no i dont think so

 

[vegster]

You: do you like alsations?
Stranger: erm, they're okay
Stranger: I prefer cats to dogs really
You: I really like them. They're great companionship
You: Cat's claws are too painful....I get a horrible cock rash from them as well
Stranger: ...
You: I find dogs more willing
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: I need help. My mum and dad left today...
You: theey found out I was f***ing rex
Stranger: Well, maybe you should go ito counselling
You: I think they should. Why can't they accpet me for who I am?
Stranger: it's a cultural norms thing
Stranger: some things just aren't accepted in most countries
Stranger: what you need is a support group of like-minded friends
You: I'm from Cornwall in the UK. All my friends are sleeping with dogs....Why can't I?
Stranger: Oh, cool, same country
Stranger: well
Stranger: you can
You: where are you from?
Stranger: brighton
You: yeah. Are you gay?
Stranger: Bi
You: Wanna meet with me aand rex
Stranger: it's a bit of a trip
You: Could meet you half way down?

Have you got a dog? We could have an orgy?
You: I'm not fussy...hamsters are also fine...
Stranger: No, no pets
Stranger: sorry
You: Maybe you could be my pet....I locked up one of my friends...he's been missing for years and is still in our basement....I call him my little poodle
You: he used to have a tight bottom
You: Do you like football?
Stranger: hmmm, interesting offer, but I'll pass
Stranger: well, I can sit through a game given some beer and friends
You: yeah - who do you support?
Stranger: Man U, my dad's team
You: I support my dad's team. Social services didn't approve
Stranger: really?
You: why don't you support brighton?
Stranger: because there's no way in hell brighton will ever get into any real matches
You: I like Lloyd Owusu
You: he's a brighton player
Stranger: what position?
You: up front. its where I like them
Stranger: *sigh*
Stranger: I'm just going to come out and ask it
You: ?
Stranger: you're a /b/tard, aren't you?
You: i'm a what?
Stranger: you're either a /b/tard, or quite mad. or both
You: You don't like me?
Stranger: I never said that
You: Do you want to be my master?
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: I ain't doing shit with a legal minor
You: Are you trying to groom me?
Stranger: no
You: scum
You have disconnected.

9.5 Quality !

 

[Brian Fantana]

This site is GOLD.

 

[coventrygull]

I am chatting to a girl from Brazil and she has just started going on about sex

 

[buller89]

Stranger: wanna f***?!
You: would you rather have an earlobe the size of a basketball or a foot-long eyelash that you can never pluck or cut?
Stranger: earlobe
Stranger: now can we f***!?
You: sensible choice
You: would it affect your walking?
Stranger: noo it would affect urs!
You: im sure it would
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/bulgaria
Stranger: 16 m usa
Stranger: can we f***!?
You: are you infected?
Stranger: with aids?
You: anything
Stranger: yes but thats y its called cybersexx
Stranger: noo worrys!
You: you are a strange little man
Stranger: u dont got to worry bout getten pregnant cuz sex is better iwth out trodtion
You: i thought i could get pregnant through cybersex, was i wrong?
You: im new to this
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ok lets fuckk...
You: i cant feel anything
Stranger: alright ur wackk!
Stranger: * i take off ur shirt*

 

[Collar Feeler]

I am chatting to a girl from Brazil and she has just started going on about sex

In that case its either one of us lot or Randy, 47 From Puppaquatchee, Arkansas population 17 and they are all related and proficient banjo players.

 

[coventrygull]

its a bit naff

 

[coventrygull]

In that case its either one of us lot or Randy, 47 From Puppaquatchee, Arkansas population 17 and they are all related and proficient banjo players.

I lost out when i told her my age

 

[Collar Feeler]

There must be a bug in the programming! every time someone types ASL to me I reply 40 Male UK and i get disconnected. I may wait for version 1.1

 

[coventrygull]

There must be a bug in the programming! every time someone types ASL to me I reply 40 Male UK and i get disconnected. I may wait for version 1.1

saying your 48 dose'nt work either

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

I cant get on it anymore

 

[vegster]

Stranger: wauwawiwa
You: do not attempt to disconnect from this web site.. your I.P. address has been logged
Stranger: so what is gonna happen when i do it?
You: Do not turn off your computer, an officer will be with you shortly
Stranger: an officer? aint no officers here man
You: do not attempt to erase files or photo's as we can extract them from your hard drive.
Stranger: is there anything i CAN attempt?
You: An officer will be there shortly
You: it is futile to attempt to escape
Stranger: do not attempt to say that shit again, or I will be with you shortly, sticking a baseball bat in your anus
You: Ah, resisting arrest too ?
You: several officers will be with you shortly
Stranger: well, since i am at your place, several officers will be with you too
You: yes sir, several officers are with me.. I am in a police station
Stranger: i see
Stranger: so your a cop
Stranger: what happened
Stranger: got bullyd on high school?
You: I must warn you now that under Internet Security Protocols, this conversation is being recorded and we are downloading from your hard drive the incrimminating files
You: do NOT dixconnect or turn off your PC
Stranger: no wurries man
You: that is an order
Stranger: i wont turn that shit off
Stranger: but i demand that i can f*** your mom..
You: I'm sorry sir, you can't do that
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: why not
You: you have the right to remain silent, you do not have the right to do any inproper act with my Mom
Stranger: yes that's what the law says, but cant we make a deal
You: I don't think so, my Mom is 86
Stranger: uhm no thanks
Stranger: you got some hot sisters/daughters?
You: I love busting sicko's like you
Stranger: dude im not a sicko man
Stranger: why do you think that
You: wow we have some good stuff coming out at this end.. you are going down for this
Stranger: what did you found?
You: What " Did you found" ? I'm sorry there seems to be some mistake
Stranger: i dont understand you
Stranger: you see i dont live in that piece of shitland you guys call america
You: you are not in America according to your I.P. address
Stranger: good guess dumbass
Stranger: you could also figure that out by the fact that im not stupid
You: that means we can't prosecute you
Stranger: really?
Stranger: man, im lucky
You: no, we can only organise a clandestine "hit" with a Predator for a second offence
You: this time you have been lucky
Stranger: well i guess there wont be a next time
Stranger: because we dont have cops who are on this site
You: I'm sorry sir, we have a duty randomly monitor internet traffic in the interests of U.S. Homeland security
You: be aware that this time you have been lucky
You have disconnected

 

[Giraffe]

I got a fairly normal texan.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi!
You: what u doing
Stranger: Interesting encounters! LOL
Stranger: Just read about this and thought I'd check it out
You: me too. do you like football
Stranger: I'm currently ending a day working at home
Stranger: Not a sports fan, though I loved to play in HS, American footbal that is
You: Ah american football is not my cup of tea
Stranger: Ahh, you mean REAL footbal then!
You: Yep real football as served up by the super Brighton and Hove Albion
Stranger: I think it's arrogant for American's to call American football "football" and football "soccer"
Stranger: I don't follow either
You: Yes, but then Americans are arrogant, and fat
Stranger: Well, I'm not fat, but I have been accused of being arrogant.
Stranger: <-- America
You: one out of two aint bad.
Stranger: <-- American
Stranger: LOL
You: asl?
Stranger: You're British?
You: Yep
Stranger: Well, of course all Brits are prfect in every way.
Stranger: Oh, I LOVE Britain's Got Talent!
You: How true. we won both wars and some stuff before that
Stranger: I watch it on YouTube every week during the season for three years!
You: You love Simon Cowell you mean?!
Stranger: I like the show
Stranger: in general. THe chick judge is hot!
You: I watch it too.
Stranger: I forget her name
You: Amanda Holden or Piers Morgan?
Stranger: Amanda!
Stranger: LOL
You: You're easy to amuse!!
Stranger: Got it
Stranger: It's that superior British wit
You: Being British and superior is something we do best.
Stranger: Of course, of course! Well, I'm Texan, so I understand being superior.
You: Ah texan!! Do you know JR
Stranger: Despite the damage G. Bush did to the state's rep
Stranger: Not personally, but I lived 5 miles from Southfrok Ranch for about 15 years
Stranger: Neer was a fan of the show.
Stranger: I don't watch much TV
You: Close enough to hear the clank when they put Sue Ellens bottles out in the morning then.
Stranger: I don't even have a TV in my house except hooked to a DVD player
You: Good grief, what do you do in the evening then?
Stranger: Hmmm...Internet, get out and spend time with friends, spend time with chicks, I like darts
Stranger: I don't spend many evenings at home
You: Hmm chicks? In England we call them ladies!
Stranger: I'm a love addict, a form of codependency, so I don't do well alone. If I'm not in a relationship, I'm working on it.
You: Oh lord, a sex maniac!!
Stranger: Well, after several GFs that refer to themselves and others as chicks, I gave up
Stranger: No, not a sex addict. Very different.
Stranger: It's like an alcoholic but I want the chemicals in my brain from being in love, in a relationship.
Stranger: I just learned I had this problem recently and trying to grapple with it
You: Well nice talking but it's late herer and I need my sleep. Check out North Stand Chat - Powered by vBulletin when you get a bored minute!!
Stranger: I've always been in relationships except for very brief gaps since I was 15, 30 years ago, 3 relationships.
Stranger: OK
Stranger: later
You: well as i say its late now, cheerio
Stranger: Adios!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

say you are blonde with big tits is scary!!

 

[Giraffe]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi girl
You: er no, boy
Stranger: are u girl?
You: no, I is boy
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Britain
Stranger: big ben, smog, beatles
You: Yes thats the one, not too much smog where I am though
Stranger: which city?
You: Brighton
Stranger: it's near odessa?
You: not quite! Sorry laptop about to die, bye

 

[Whitterz]

Gold

 

[Sir Sarcy]

I win!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey stranger
You: I hate Crystal Palace
Stranger: hate is a strong word
You: Not when it comes to that
Stranger: well, okay
You: Im not keen on Leyton Orient either
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Mellotron]

My first time on this...short and sweet:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Should I go downstairs and get another cider?
You: I can't really be bothered.....but then I'd quite like one.
Stranger: f*** u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.