[Albion] Where is Moises going? (Chelsea - 14/08/2023)

[Thunder Bolt]

You need to chill out mate. It was civil, hardly anything uncivil. Christ it is like dealing with moaning old women on here sometimes

What's wrong with moaning old women?

 

[NorthstandRacoon]

What's wrong with moaning old women?

Lots….

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Excellent, calm, clear and firm response. Weir and Barber both speak so well and unified.

 

[NorthstandRacoon]

Excellent, calm, clear and firm response. Weir and Barber both speak so well and unified.

Exactly my thoughts.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Excellent, calm, clear and firm response. Weir and Barber both speak so well and unified.

It's a good antidote from the jeering entitled Chelsea fans and our own hysterical fans on social media, believing everything they read.

 

[Eric the meek]

'That's always the best solution - to do your talking on the pitch'.

Does that mean we can expect to see Moises in the starting eleven for Saturday?

The forecast is golden sunshine for Saturday at the Amex, but a golden shower at Chelsea on Sunday.

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

You need to chill out mate. It was civil, hardly anything uncivil. Christ it is like dealing with moaning old women on here sometimes

Nope, you’re dealing with a school teacher honing his caustic tone in advance of the new term

 

[marlowe]

Which would be like me going into Tesco and haggling on 4 litres of milk priced at £1.55, eventually paying the £1.55 and then laughing at the cashier.

But you would still have good reason to feel quite pleased with yourself as normally you only get 2.272 litres for £1.55 at Tesco so to get 4 litres for only £1.55 represents an absolute steal.

 

[Beanstalk]

'That's always the best solution - to do your talking on the pitch'.

Does that mean we can expect to see Moises in the starting eleven for Saturday?

The forecast is golden sunshine for Saturday at the Amex, but a golden shower at Chelsea on Sunday.

A golden shower? I know Boehly is an ultra-capitalist American, but I didn't think he'd get away with inviting the former President to a game!

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

But you would still have good reason to feel quite pleased with yourself as normally you only get 2.272 litres for £1.55 at Tesco so to get 4 litres for only £1.55 represents an absolute steal.

I can’t make hide nor hair of this metric system

 

[Eric the meek]

But you would still have good reason to feel quite pleased with yourself as normally you only get 2.272 litres for £1.55 at Tesco so to get 4 litres for only £1.55 represents an absolute steal.

Have you ever considered going into politics? You would clean up.
Every time I can remember a politician being asked if he/she knows the price of milk, they've been utterly clueless.

 

[Hampden Park]

What's wrong with moaning old women?

Nothing Ma'am

 

[Rookie]

Weird post. He just strikes me as shy & awkward

Exactly! He had his head in his hands at the table when it was announced. Get the feeling he doesn’t like the limelight and is nervous about his English on stage

 

[peterward]

Chelsea apparently looking at two attacking midfielders as an alternative to signing defensive midfielder Caicedo.

Fabrizio Romano confirms that Chelsea are looking at two alternatives for Moises Caicedo

Fabrizio Romano reveals Chelsea will consider signing Mohammed Kudus and Michael Olise if Moises Caicedo's deal stalls

www.astamfordbridgetoofar.com

If this is supposed to panic Tony into doing a deal it just might be the most embarrassing fail ever.

The one thing that none of us know, was the payment structure of any offer.

We keep hearing Brighton instantly rejected 80m (and are holding out for more) seems to be the added conclusion.

But speculating, but could it also be, that the figure broadly speaking, isn't that far off but the amount up front could be the issue with Chelseas love of long contracts for amortisation.

If Chelsea say we'll give you 80m over 6 years with only say, 20M up front. ofc Bloom says on your bike, but it's reported as "Brighton reject 80m offer".

If TB was offered the whole 80m cash and a sell on clause?

 

[Justice]

Really. OK. Do you have a link/reference? Sorry to be a bore about this but I'm an evidence-based sort of geezer

I was taking the piss out of the poster who claimed this yesterday 🥹

 

[We're the Stripes]

Excellent, calm, clear and firm response. Weir and Barber both speak so well and unified.

Also enjoying how much he's starting to look like he was the frontman of a new wave band in the early 80s.

 

[Justice]

Well Tyler Adams is going to Chelsea by all accounts looks like the end of the matter unless the mystery club come back in.

 

[rebel51]

This saga is getting tedious.If his head ain't right for us, do one ASAP.And we should stick to our south american signings. No big time charlie will ever be happy coming to us. Wages and we will never be a club that attracts these players that believe there own hype(kudos etc, ward prowse, Gallagher)

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Also enjoying how much he's starting to look like he was the frontman of a new wave band in the early 80s.

I thought similar!

He’s really embracing the aging process!

 

[Seasider78]

The one thing that none of us know, was the payment structure of any offer.

We keep hearing Brighton instantly rejected 80m (and are holding out for more) seems to be the added conclusion.

But speculating, but could it also be, that the figure broadly speaking, isn't that far off but the amount up front could be the issue with Chelseas love of long contracts for amortisation.

If Chelsea say we'll give you 80m over 6 years with only say, 20M up front. ofc Bloom says on your bike, but it's reported as "Brighton reject 80m offer".

If TB was offered the whole 80m cash and a sell on clause?

It’s a good point and not sure how it works in practice. On the Rice deal it took them a while to agree on the total fee and then another few weeks to discuss and agree payment schedule so not sure if both are discussed from the outset or if it starts with agreeing the overall fee then payment structure is a secondary negotiation.