Whats the most embarassed you've ever been?

[Munkfish]

Too many in my life!!!

The other night I had put my little girl to bed and thought she was asleep after the initial up and down the stairs for a drink as little ones do and was sat on the sofa watching the telly.

I heard footsteps creeping down the stairs and in my sternest voice I said "Get to bed NOW or I will take you there myself" door opened and it was my son's mate who had been upstairs coming down to go out the back garden for a fag!!!! He just looked at me winked and said "ready when you are Mrs F - thought you'd never ask"!!!!! LOL I felt really embarrassed but that is nothing compared to some of the experiences I've had - but they are filed away in the DO NOT REMEMBER part of my brain!!!!

Now im sure your son gets a lot of stick for that!

 

[Lady Gull]

Now im sure your son gets a lot of stick for that!

Oh yes we both have!! in fact the night that the transfer window closed we were all sitting in the front room watching SSN and the lads were laughing and one of them said if Gus signs Ramos I'll strip off naked and run to the Amex!!! lol the lad in question said "if he signs Ramos I'll strip off but I won't run to the Amex - I'll just run straight upstairs with Mrs F" the cheeky little sod! Sadly for me we ended up with Dean Hammond!!!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

After initiating my other half into the delights of back passage action not long after we'd been going out she texted the following morning to say it had been great but that her butt was a bit sore.....only she didn't send the text to me, but to her brother by mistake.

 

[Daffy Duck]

When was that again nineteen twen.... I'll stop there

Cheeky!!

I'll have a word with your dad on Friday.

At least I was sober enough to get to the Birmingham game last season.

 

[Sheebo]

Cheeky!!

I'll have a word with your dad on Friday.

At least I was sober enough to get to the Birmingham game last season.

That wasn't me!!! I had sold my ticket - but the guy i sold it to sat in a diff seat with another mate!

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Early 90s I was at the in laws and met wife's cousin who was there with her husband. We were watching golf on the telly and Nick Faldo was with his new Caddie, Fanny Sunesson. He was doing well in the competition and I commented that his old caddy would be pretty pissed off to lose out on the prize money. He said, yeah - that was me! Turned out this guy was Andy Prodger. Doh!

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

years ago when we first started dating my other half and I borrowed my parents caravan and my dad towed it down to Chichester for us. On the last day we were getting down to a bit of action before my dad came to pick us up, and I had my missus naked and spreadeagled on the dining table, with me banging away as hard as I could. As the end was in sight my missus knelt down on the floor in front of me....only for my dad to open the caravan door & walk in just as I was about to cover her face. Needless to say, we've never asked to borrow the van again!

 

[Doc Lynam]

I used to be an altar boy, and threw up during mass in front of a packed church on Christmas morning. That was pretty embarrassing.

That's what we call possession!

 

[Braders]

How long have you got?

 

[Benjyman1990]

After initiating my other half into the delights of back passage action not long after we'd been going out she texted the following morning to say it had been great but that her butt was a bit sore.....only she didn't send the text to me, but to her brother by mistake.

But you said on that picture thread that you were the woman in the red blouse!!
So im guessing this means that YOU were taking it up the jacksie and YOU text your brother by mistake!! Hahaa

 

[Muzzy]

Several years ago, i was Pissed up in a hotel away with work. Went to bed stark bollock naked, and got up to have a piss. Instead of going into the bathroom I walked straight out of the hotel room and into the corridor. By the time I realised what I had done the door had clicked shut behind me.

Once i had given up trying to ram the door open, I had to walk to reception, past the packed hotel bar (still with some of my work colleagues in it) fully naked and ask for another room key. The receptionist called security and I had to argue my case, still naked and half cut to get a copy key. The security guard then had to escort me back to my room.

One of my many career limiting moves......

Confession time.... I have also done this!

 

[Benjyman1990]

A few Christmas's ago i received a GAP jumper from my Auntie, lets call her Auntie A for the sake of the story. Anyway, the next Christmas when we all gathered on Boxing Day as usual at Auntie B's house, Auntie A had yet to show up and Auntie B was handing out presents. As a joke i announced to the room that i hoped it wasnt a GAP jumper, thinking we would all poke fun at Auntie A's lack of style. Anyway i opened the present to find a GAP t-shirt. Turns out i was Auntie B who bought me the jumper the year before.. Its safe to say i wanted the ground to open up and swallow me there and then..
She was quite polite about it though and just said something along the lines of "if you can think of something you'd like next year then let me know"..

 

[Lady Gull]

Confession time.... I have also done this!

Lololololol x

 

[Merseyside Seagull]

I felt really embarrassed but that is nothing compared to some of the experiences I've had - but they are filed away in the DO NOT REMEMBER part of my brain!!!![/QUOTE]

Do you think now would be an appropriate time to dig some of those out? I'm sure if I look far enough back I could find some we both remember!

 

[slinky]

a few years ago i was having a hard time at work, and was chatting to a mate of mine on our office communicator thing (like MSN) and i wrote the following "i am f***ing sick and tired of this job, and **** (name removed) as she is being a right C**T to me", but instead of sending it to my mate i sent it to her by mistake.

That was a very difficult 30 seconds before she replied and said "do you want to chat?"

sorted loads of shit out from that day, so it was actually worth it.. but at the time i was crapping myself.

 

[Lady Gull]

I felt really embarrassed but that is nothing compared to some of the experiences I've had - but they are filed away in the DO NOT REMEMBER part of my brain!!!!

Do you think now would be an appropriate time to dig some of those out? I'm sure if I look far enough back I could find some we both remember![/QUOTE]

Pmsl - yes - caravans and vicars studies spring to mind - happy days hunny - how are you xxxx

I remember you coming to visit me at GB camp at Broadstone Warren!!! Lol and nearly being caught!!!!

 

[slinky]

Oh yes we both have!! in fact the night that the transfer window closed we were all sitting in the front room watching SSN and the lads were laughing and one of them said if Gus signs Ramos I'll strip off naked and run to the Amex!!! lol the lad in question said "if he signs Ramos I'll strip off but I won't run to the Amex - I'll just run straight upstairs with Mrs F" the cheeky little sod! Sadly for me we ended up with Dean Hammond!!!

by the sounds of this Mrs F, it seems that you are quite keen to take the young chap to bed with you, as this is twice that you have mentioned it.

why not just do it and get it out of your system?

 

[sam86]

Whilst on holiday in Benidorm

How embarrassing! oh...

 

[Lady Gull]

by the sounds of this Mrs F, it seems that you are quite keen to take the young chap to bed with you, as this is twice that you have mentioned it.

why not just do it and get it out of your system?

I think son's friends are off limits!!!

 

[Zamora For England]

Umm...taking girl out on date and meeting an old friend...introducing one to the other..and cudnt remember either of there names (i was sober) ..o did i want the earth to swallow me up...needless to say i never saw both of them ever again

That is ACE. I'm usually really good with names but put on the spot, that sounds identical to the capers I get myself into.