Whats the most embarassed you've ever been?

[Hyperion]

What happened??

Used my right foot to keep said knickers high enough above her ankles whilst half hopping myself for the last 6 foot or so. This kind gesture turned nightmare seemed to last a lifetime

 

[Sheebo]

Walked halfway along a path in a park once with my skirt tucked in my flowery knickers at the back.
Didn't realise until someone we were with called me over and pointed for me to look behind.

I've never been so embarrassed, but it gave the blokes a treat ( I was a bit of a blonde bimbo at the time).

When was that again nineteen twen.... I'll stop there

 

[Sussax]

When was that again nineteen twen.... I'll stop there

Fantastic haha

 

[Sheebo]

I tend to not get caught off guard in things like this and very rarely get embarrassed however, about 2 years ago in Churchill square, i was trying on these new Jeans in bhs, and not knowing whether on the door lock Green was locked or open, i decided to open, so i walked in...

It was then were i realised the little child getting changed i looked to my left and saw his MUM, in a mens changing room, i was disgusted but then i realised i was still in the cubicle without thinking i legged it out the changing rooms and was then picked up by the bhs security asking me why i was running away from the changing rooms, it was at that point where i saw the mother and child...
The security let me go and spoke to the women, then i went to try on the jeans and it was a happy ending, i bought 2 jeans for £40. lovely stuff.

With the greatest respect, this story is a little confusing is it not?

Why were you disgusted - was that because they should really be in the womans changing room? Also the highlighted bit I don't get - you'd already seen them no? Do you mean they saw u being escorted by security and thought u were weird? Sorry if i'm being thick!

 

[Deleted member 18477]

So a mate of mine was sitting in his arm chair, wife upstairs, kids upstairs, had the TV to himself... So he popped on a nice porno and sat back and relaxed. He got a bit horny so decided to pull his trousers down and pop his member into his hand.

A few minutes later... His wife was on her way down the stairs... He heard her just as she was about to step off the last step...

He thought 'f***, I haven't got time to change the channel so she doesn't see this porno AND pull my pants up'

So he had to choose one. So he flicked the tv to another channel.

His wife walked in the lounge and said 'what are you doing!!'

He simply replied.. 'what? I can f***ing sit like this if I want too!'

 

[DIFFBROOK]

A long time ago my then girlfriend and i were being driven by her mum in an old mini. Her mum pulled the car and calmly said have you two been having sex? I said nothing thinking it was for mother and daughter (16 yrs) to sort this out. I thought it would be a case of simple case of denial. To my horror my gf said yes.....i just wanted to get out of that car-.....not easy in the back of a mini.

 

[element]

Me and a mate were sitting in my old banger on top of a hill at a beauty spot after pub closing time, while I was poncing about on my CB, when they were illegal, and plod arrive on the scene. I hide my equipment and light a ciggy. One of the coppers taps on the window, which I wind down, then has a look in the car. He asks what we were doing there, and I said just chatting. He then launches into a lecture about under-age homosexual activity I'm shriveling in my seat at this and very nearly admitted to the illegal transceiver, but the copper left in the nick of time

 

[T soprano]

The most embarrassed I've ever been was hearing about glow sticks for Watford

 

[Beach Hut]

Not me but Mrs Hut ordered a portion of rice to go with her Paella, I didn't have the heart to tell her it was so funny.

 

[element]

Me and the same mate in the above story were out with a couple of lasses we knew in the same car one night, and we ended up back at his folk's house. In their parlour was a big sofa, that pulled out to guest bed. The four of us pulled it out, threw a blanket over us and crashed out for the night. The lass I was keen on got a bit fruity, and one thing lead to another, and we got some love action going. We tried to keep the noise down as you do, until it came to the gravy strokes, where one of my knees was colliding with the central heating radiator at a rate of knots. Me being a considerate lover meant this went on for about two to three minutes, and of course the noise was transmitted all over the house, with his olduns upstairs His old boy brought in some toast in the morning and mumbled something about his old dear not being too pleased Never went round there again after that little episode

 

[Sussax]

With the greatest respect, this story is a little confusing is it not?

Why were you disgusted - was that because they should really be in the womans changing room? Also the highlighted bit I don't get - you'd already seen them no? Do you mean they saw u being escorted by security and thought u were weird? Sorry if i'm being thick!

imo they should be in the women's because any kid under 10 usually if there out with there mum have to go to the toilet with them, you wouldn't see a women in a gents because her 5 yr old son was with her.

2nd bit was a bit confusing i legged it out the changing rooms after walking in, security thought it was odd and stopped and spoke to me, it lasted about 30s-1m and by that time the mum and the kid were out the changing in the open and thats when i showed them to the security to plea my innocence by blaming it on them.

 

[Sheebo]

imo they should be in the women's because any kid under 10 usually if there out with there mum have to go to the toilet with them, you wouldn't see a women in a gents because her 5 yr old son was with her.

2nd bit was a bit confusing i legged it out the changing rooms after walking in, security thought it was odd and stopped and spoke to me, it lasted about 30s-1m and by that time the mum and the kid were out the changing in the open and thats when i showed them to the security to plea my innocence by blaming it on them.

Got ya!

 

[Brovion]

When my wife was pregnant with our son one of the other expectant mothers in the ante-natal class was a Chinese lady (from Hong Kong. And yes I know some blokes would be embarrassed to be in an ante-natal class with their wives but that isn't it). Anyway we were chatting after one of the classes and I asked her what Chinese takeaway she worked in. "I'm a computer programmer" she said icily and turned away.

I blame my wife. I'm SURE she said the lady worked in one of the local takeaways, my wife maintains she said nothing of the sort and we still argue about it today nearly twenty years later. There is a happy ending though, despite my terrible faux pas we actually became and stayed friends even though our sons have gone their separate ways recently.

 

[Gwylan]

Mentioned this before but it still haunts me.

Ball flew into the crowd at Priestfield straight on to my left foot. Instead of picking it up, I went to kick it back on the volley. Unfortunately, it slid off my shoe and went flying into the face of the bloke next to me (this was at Priestfield so he wasn't that close). Much laughter from all people around me, except from the geezer with the ball in his boat. I moved away hastily with my head down.

 

[Slippery Seagull]

Several years ago, i was Pissed up in a hotel away with work. Went to bed stark bollock naked, and got up to have a piss. Instead of going into the bathroom I walked straight out of the hotel room and into the corridor. By the time I realised what I had done the door had clicked shut behind me.

Once i had given up trying to ram the door open, I had to walk to reception, past the packed hotel bar (still with some of my work colleagues in it) fully naked and ask for another room key. The receptionist called security and I had to argue my case, still naked and half cut to get a copy key. The security guard then had to escort me back to my room.

One of my many career limiting moves......

 

[Lady Gull]

Several years ago, i was Pissed up in a hotel away with work. Went to bed stark bollock naked, and got up to have a piss. Instead of going into the bathroom I walked straight out of the hotel room and into the corridor. By the time I realised what I had done the door had clicked shut behind me.

Once i had given up trying to ram the door open, I had to walk to reception, past the packed hotel bar (still with some of my work colleagues in it) fully naked and ask for another room key. The receptionist called security and I had to argue my case, still naked and half cut to get a copy key. The security guard then had to escort me back to my room.

One of my many career limiting moves......

Oh my days x

 

[LamieRobertson]

Umm...taking girl out on date and meeting an old friend...introducing one to the other..and cudnt remember either of there names (i was sober) ..o did i want the earth to swallow me up...needless to say i never saw both of them ever again

 

[OSRGull]

The most embarrassed I've ever been was hearing about glow sticks for Watford

 

[Weststander]

So a mate of mine was sitting in his arm chair, wife upstairs, kids upstairs, had the TV to himself... So he popped on a nice porno and sat back and relaxed. He got a bit horny so decided to pull his trousers down and pop his member into his hand.

A few minutes later... His wife was on her way down the stairs... He heard her just as she was about to step off the last step...

He thought 'f***, I haven't got time to change the channel so she doesn't see this porno AND pull my pants up'

So he had to choose one. So he flicked the tv to another channel.

His wife walked in the lounge and said 'what are you doing!!'

He simply replied.. 'what? I can f***ing sit like this if I want too!'

"A mate of mine", really being the story writer's own incident.

 

[CP 0 3 BHA]

Being local, i took a bunch of friends into our end at the Northampton Carling Cup debacle at Sixfields a couple of years ago. One who is a bit of a Cobblers fan was pissing herself each time they scored and texting her son in the main stand.

Little did we know that the silver lining was that Nav's injury would lead to the signing of Bridders!