Whats the most embarassed you've ever been?

[hitony]

Walked halfway along a path in a park once with my skirt tucked in my flowery knickers at the back.
Didn't realise until someone we were with called me over and pointed for me to look behind.

I've never been so embarrassed, but it gave the blokes a treat ( I was a bit of a blonde bimbo at the time).

As a responsible and caring moderator, I need to take down your details and check them out.........

 

[hitony]

Years ago, I saw an old lady around 90 ish and really frail struggling to find a gap in the traffic to cross the road. So I thought I would help her across. I managed to stop the traffic but Half way across her big knickers fell to her feet. What the **** do I do now. I either carry on at the risk of her tripping on her own bloomers, attempt to pull them up in front of waiting traffic and I certainly was not doing that or lift her the rest of the way. It was horrific which was made worse by 3 lads in a scaffolding van pissing themselves at my dilemma

This is pure class and very funny!!!

 

[Fungus]

I once reported seeing a dangerous lion. Turned out to be my cat. He won't let me forget it.

 

[T soprano]

 

[Ur_havin_a_Laugh]

So a mate of mine was sitting in his arm chair, wife upstairs, kids upstairs, had the TV to himself... So he popped on a nice porno and sat back and relaxed. He got a bit horny so decided to pull his trousers down and pop his member into his hand.

A few minutes later... His wife was on her way down the stairs... He heard her just as she was about to step off the last step...

He thought 'f***, I haven't got time to change the channel so she doesn't see this porno AND pull my pants up'

So he had to choose one. So he flicked the tv to another channel.

His wife walked in the lounge and said 'what are you doing!!'

He simply replied.. 'what? I can f***ing sit like this if I want too!'

A mate of yours? That's it blame your unfortunates on a mate lol

 

[bravohotelalpha]

I used to be an altar boy, and threw up during mass in front of a packed church on Christmas morning. That was pretty embarrassing.

Well I certainly do hope you are not planning a repeat performance in the Curva Sud !!

 

[Bones]

Got stripped naked on my stag do in Budapest. Next thing I know someone calls 'leg it' and they all fooked off in different directions with my gear. So stark bollock naked 4am and all I have for company is a flower pot. Toddler off into a hotel where the receptionist is clearly pissing herself with laughter. I ask if i could borrow a towel and if she could call a taxi. Whats she come back with? a fooking flannel! So get the taxi back to our hotel and leg it through the lobby to get the driver some cash. This said hotel seemed to attract some high class hookers so this drew some funny looks. Anyway get to the room, sod it no key. Back to reception via the hookers. Canisee some ID. This was now getting ridiculous. As I was about to go and try explain to the driver I had no cash one of my mates had found his way back. When they legged it in different directions they all got lost. He let me into the room where I raided there wallets for about 200 quid to pay the driver, for approx 5 quid fare. To make things worse their is video footage of me naked and my mother inlaw got an eyeful of my nob. She cant have been to impressed.

 

[patchamalbion]

Mentioned this before but it still haunts me.

Ball flew into the crowd at Priestfield straight on to my left foot. Instead of picking it up, I went to kick it back on the volley. Unfortunately, it slid off my shoe and went flying into the face of the bloke next to me (this was at Priestfield so he wasn't that close). Much laughter from all people around me, except from the geezer with the ball in his boat. I moved away hastily with my head down.

i had similar away at Cheltenham 5 or 6 years ago...pretty pissed and walked through the entrance and a sub had kicked the ball into the stands....i picked it up and thinking i was all well ard twatted it back...however it caught the top of the stand and smashed straight into a womens face spilling her tea all over the place. Not many laughed..more a sigh of dissaproval.

 

[Bones]

Also someone I know got so bladdered they sat on the toilet for a shit but forgot to pull boxers down. The next day there was lumps of shit all round the house.

 

[Huple]

I used to be an altar boy, and threw up during mass in front of a packed church on Christmas morning. That was pretty embarrassing.

Same thing happened to me when I was an altar boy if I swallowed.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

"A mate of mine", really being the story writer's own incident.

A mate of yours? That's it blame your unfortunates on a mate lol

Only when she's out for me. (not wife though).

 

[shingle]

So a mate of mine was sitting in his arm chair, wife upstairs, kids upstairs, had the TV to himself... So he popped on a nice porno and sat back and relaxed. He got a bit horny so decided to pull his trousers down and pop his member into his hand.

A few minutes later... His wife was on her way down the stairs... He heard her just as she was about to step off the last step...

He thought 'f***, I haven't got time to change the channel so she doesn't see this porno AND pull my pants up'

So he had to choose one. So he flicked the tv to another channel.

His wife walked in the lounge and said 'what are you doing!!'

He simply replied.. 'what? I can f***ing sit like this if I want too!'

 

[TheJasperCo]

Got caught in a compromising situation in my house by a pair of builders working on the roof of the house behind ours. Then I had the clever idea to share that experience on a similar thread on a different forum, where it was read by one of my friends, who then spread the word to the rest of my year group.

 

[Madam Cholet]

Summer evening. Windows open. Singing loudly along to 9 to 5 (the Sheena Easton version, many years ago) in front of the mirror with the hairbrush. Finish my "performance" to a round of applause from a bunch of people outside. Who knew my name. I still don't know who it was. I could have died.

 

[Ur_havin_a_Laugh]

Only when she's out for me. (not wife though).

Haha

 

[Ur_havin_a_Laugh]

Only when she's out for me. (not wife though).

Haha

 

[ofco8]

Several years ago, i was Pissed up in a hotel away with work. Went to bed stark bollock naked, and got up to have a piss. Instead of going into the bathroom I walked straight out of the hotel room and into the corridor. By the time I realised what I had done the door had clicked shut behind me.

Once i had given up trying to ram the door open, I had to walk to reception, past the packed hotel bar (still with some of my work colleagues in it) fully naked and ask for another room key. The receptionist called security and I had to argue my case, still naked and half cut to get a copy key. The security guard then had to escort me back to my room.

One of my many career limiting moves......

Had a similar experience. Was working in Leicester for a few days and booked into a hotel I regularly used.

It was a hot evening and when I got into room had a shower to wash all the days sweat off and laid on the bed naked relaxing, hands a wandering!!!All of a sudden a key was put in the door and the young female receptionist came in with a bloke on tow. I leapt in the air to grab a towel. The guy was booked into the room opposite mine but silly girl made a mistake and opened my room instead!!!

 

[driller]

So a mate of mine was sitting in his arm chair, wife upstairs, kids upstairs, had the TV to himself... So he popped on a nice porno and sat back and relaxed. He got a bit horny so decided to pull his trousers down and pop his member into his hand.

A few minutes later... His wife was on her way down the stairs... He heard her just as she was about to step off the last step...

He thought 'f***, I haven't got time to change the channel so she doesn't see this porno AND pull my pants up'

So he had to choose one. So he flicked the tv to another channel.

His wife walked in the lounge and said 'what are you doing!!'

He simply replied.. 'what? I can f***ing sit like this if I want too!'

If she did not know what you were doing sounds like you got away with it - result!

 

[One Love]

I was going out with a girl, a long time ago, we were both about 19.

Anyhow we used to get frisky in her parents' dining room which was at the front of the house next to the front door.

This one time her parents had gone out and we were taking advantage of our privacy by partaking in a prolonged bout of 69. Suddenly theres a knock on the window (the curtains were drawn) and we both know we've got about 20 seconds before her parents have opened the front door and walked in the room.

So we're frantically pulling on our clothes and I just about manage to get my tshirt and jeans on as her mum walks in the room.

Anyhow I'm sitting on the sofa with an uncomfortable hard-on as she's telling me about her evening when I shoot my load in my pants.

Trying to look normal was difficult.

Afterwards I explained my unpleasant experience to my girlfriend who seemed to get rather upset that her mum had made me come. She didn't seem to understand that it was her that had done all the hard work and the shock had probably tipped me over the edge.

We split up soon after that.

 

[driller]

A few years ago now pulled a really lovely girl your mother would be proud of, at end of the night i walked her to taxi rank by Brighton station. As said was years ago , but when got there decided to find some privacy in photo booth and pulled curtain.
One think lead to another and she ended up bringing me off by various means.
At the ' finish' there was a round of applause and cheer. Then realised the curtain only descended as low as my midriff- All else was on show to the stations now growing crowd.

Made a hasty retreat....

Never did collect the photos either