Whats the first five words you say after sex?

[Yoda]

I said it wouldn't hurt.

 

[pasty]

Ta love, now where's yer sister ?

 

[csider]

I like f***ing your ass

 

[Man of Harveys]

Jakey, I'm off to Colchester

 

[Simster]

I wonder what wifey's doing.

 

[Grendel]

Oh, I'm HIV positive, incidentally.

 

[Ccider]

Er, have you finished yet?

 

[Grendel]

Your dad likes anal too.

 

[Biscuit]

Brilliant! Same time next week?

 

[Easy 10]

Now, for my next trick

 

[Peter Grummit]

The video was running, Britney.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Do you want a tissue

 

[Sigull]

Where's the car park exit?

 

[Frutos]

I blame the cold weather.

 

[steward 433]

is it actually in yet?

 

[herman gelmet]

I've got a sore wrist.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz

 

[supaseagull]

Wheres the mint sauce gone?

 

[Giraffe]

Right, thats that done then

 

[Giraffe]

Ta love, now where's yer sister ?

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