Whats the first five words you say after sex?

[Collar Feeler]

you're better than my wife

 

[mattieoo]

when i am sixty four

 

[Drumstick]

hey?!? your not my girlfriend...

 

[Everest]

Right. I'm off home now

 

[Captain Haddock]

Can't believe it's not butter!

 

[Mr Burns]

You've got crabs to now

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Wipe your mouth, your Majesty"

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Mum, Dad - that was great!"