Whats the first five words you say after sex?

[Trufflehound]

Moi? Wipe knob on curtains?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Yours is haddock not cod

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Oh, that's never happened before...

 

[Grendel]

What is that burning sensation?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Is this a Lolita bed?

 

[Prof P]

Cheers Lional. See you Tuesday.

 

[Trufflehound]

Shit! Thought you were female.

 

[scooter1]

Oh no, not you again

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Sssh I'm trying to sleep.

 

[Beach Hut]

What is your name again

 

[wehatepalace]

Are you on the pill ?

 

[Peteinblack]

That condom wasn't attached before....

 

[Man of Harveys]

Any hole is a goal

 

[Trufflehound]

Dyou give Green Shield Stamps?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

phone's there. Call a cab.

 

[Grendel]

What's your opinion on beastiality?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Will you please stop crying?

 

[Trufflehound]

Do you accept Luncheon Vouchers?

 

[Grendel]

Where's that blood coming from?

 

[Trufflehound]

Wish wifey could do that.