Whats the first five words you say after sex?

[Man of Harveys]

Some just are that small

 

[Buzzer]

Christ almighty, your fanny's massive.

 

[The Large One]

No, no. You pay me.

 

[Prof P]

Its sore again, Uncle Alan.

 

[The Large One]

Did I burst your warts?

 

[Trufflehound]

Will you untie me now?

 

[unnameable]

Milk and two sugars, please.

 

[Man of Harveys]

This "animal rescue" scheme rocks

 

[Trufflehound]

Is that man your husband?

 

[The Large One]

Where's the puncture repair kit?

 

[Trufflehound]

Tag! Now you are "it"!

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Told you I was great.

 

[Man of Harveys]

please fanny fart more quietly

 

[dannyboy]

fancy a walk now spot

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Tea, two sugars with milk.

 

[Trufflehound]

Oh, you said "fax me"?

 

[Man of Harveys]

my sphincter will heal eventually

 

[Trufflehound]

Bollocks! I burst the hamster...

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Did you enjoy swallowing that.?

 

[The Large One]

Waiter, the bill here please...