What Is The Worst Film You Have Ever Seen?

[DTES]

dwayne, you absolute cu...

Oh wait, that was a sensible post. And I agree, if it's "Gigli" that you're talking about.

 

[Stoaty Ferret]

I thought XXX was a load of old baalarks.

 

[Normal Rob]

Meteor
(though the bit on the news that reports 10,000 alpine skiers being killed as an aside is very funny)

 

[Bobble]

Performance - with Mick Jagger and James Woods. A tedious affair.

Metropolitan - recentish film set in London, "clever" hand held camera and just a pile of sh@t!

 

[Icy Gull]

True, but the plane crash scene at the beginning had me positively SHITTING MY PANTS.

I don't like flying.

The one in Castaway was just a tad scary too

 

[Easy 10]

For me it's a tie between 80s cheesy Latino flick LAMBADA

Are you referring to La Bamba ? Cos I quite liked that. Los Lobos with the catchy title theme too, good stuff.

I'm a bit worried that LOADS of the films mentioned on this thread are in my DVD collection.

 

[simon swagbag]

The Crying Game.
It was supposed to be a landmark in British cinema or something.
Twenty minutes into it I turned to my mate & enquired "is it me or is this film utter b@ll@cks?"
"It's not you, it's the film , it's b@ll@cks" he reassured me.
There are, ofcourse, films that are so bad they're almost good.
"The Fast and the Furious" goes into that category. "Roadhouse", the Steven Seagull vehicle, is another example.

 

[Hiney]

Cabin Fever

What a crock of absolute shite

 

[Easy 10]

OK, the films on this thread you are all dissing, that I own are:

Deep Blue Sea - well, I quite like it. Specially when Saffron Burrows strips to her white undies.
Jeepers Creepers - crap, I'll admit. It wasn't me who bought it though.
From Dusk Till Dawn - I love this film. Clooney is excellent, Tarantino is weird, Hayek is nearly naked.
The Fast and the Furious - brainless entertainment. Great on the Surround Sound.
Attack of the Clones - bit of a let-down, but still quite good if you forget it's supposed to be Star Wars
Independence Day - irritating "America Saves the World - Again" stuff, but I just can't help but like it.

 

[tedebear]

ahhh yes I've remembered the name of it Dick Tracy... was crap...

and I would hasten to add that the new Dirty Dancing movie is probably going to be crap too!!

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

Independence Day

Followed closely by John Wayne in True Grit.

Definately agree on Independence day - Only film I have ever turned off!

 

[Blackadder]

The Avengers

The Witches of Eastwick.

had famous actors but were truly awful..........

 

[Guinness Boy]

Daredevil was truly terrible, made worse by the fact we only bought it for someone else but watched it at the insistance of my Aussie female boss who constatly interrupted with questions like "Is he a goody or a baddy", "what happened then?" and "so she's dead - right?".

Malibu's Most Wanted - one joke racist shit.

However the dullest, most pointless and self indulgent pieces of wank I've ever watched was 12 Monkeys. Utter bollocks.

Mrs GB nominates "Hunted"

 

[Meade's Ball]

OK, the films on this thread you are all dissing, that I own are:

Deep Blue Sea - well, I quite like it. Specially when Saffron Burrows strips to her white undies.
Jeepers Creepers - crap, I'll admit. It wasn't me who bought it though.
From Dusk Till Dawn - I love this film. Clooney is excellent, Tarantino is weird, Hayek is nearly naked.
The Fast and the Furious - brainless entertainment. Great on the Surround Sound.
Attack of the Clones - bit of a let-down, but still quite good if you forget it's supposed to be Star Wars
Independence Day - irritating "America Saves the World - Again" stuff, but I just can't help but like it.

Ooh could you burn me some of those?


In fact, set fire to the whole lot.


boom boom.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I have to defend two named films as two of my favourites though.

From Dusk Till Dawn is brilliant.

And Withnail and I is probably in my all time top 10. I demand to have some booze!

 

[Bald Gull]

Artificial Intelligence - pure shite

 

[tinx]

Definately agree on Independence day - Only film I have ever turned off!

Its also still the only film I have left before the end. Too cheesy for my liking.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

A.I ................thread closed

 

[Sorrel]

Star Wars Episode One for me. Maybe I was just expecting too much but it was awful...

 

[crasher]

Another vote for Independence Day - shockingly bad, stupid and lazy.

Or failing that I'll nominate either The Draughtsman's Contract by Peter Greenaway or Last Year In Marienbad. The very worst in empty, pretentious art-school wank.