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What Is The Worst Film You Have Ever Seen?



Beeneys gloves

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Jul 7, 2003
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pasty said:
Get Shorty. I thought with a cast like that it's got to be good. At the end of the film I was still trying to work out what it was all about !

That film is class, really enjoyable

Good call on Jeepers Creepers & Daredevil, utter piss

Id choose Star Wars Attack of the Clones, f***ing terrible, never been so bored in my life!!

Not a fan of the supposed "classics" like Easy Rider and Space Odyssey.

Have tried to watch Withnail and I, but never got through that either :nono:
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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Little Nicky is a truley putrid offering.

Pretty much any film with Steven Seagal in it. God that bloke is crap.
 


Brovion

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Jul 6, 2003
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Icy Gull said:
Because of the0ver the top hype and the fact that it was so slow and :yawn: that even the spectacular scenery couldn't disguise it's crapness I nominate The English Patient.
Good call. Mrs Brovian insisted I took her to see it and I feel asleep. However I've seen so many what I call 'bad' films that it's easier for me to list the good ones. I'm afraid I'm not a movie buff, Victoria Wood summed it up for me: "If I want to sit in the dark and be bored for two hours I'll take the bulb out of the toilet."
 


mk_bha

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Jul 14, 2003
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The Hulk (new one)


what a load of crap. must of changed writers and directors 15 times during that.

HAD to watch it as on plane and cant sleep on planes.
 


Grizz

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Jul 5, 2003
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Dungeons and Dragons.

There i was thinking, this should be good if its anything like the old cartoon. It wasn't. The only DVD i've ever taken back to the shop for a refund.

Truely God awful.

Grizz
 




DTES

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Jul 7, 2003
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If we're talking relative to reviews/general consensus, then Bridget Jones. And not because it's a "chick-flick". There are quite a few I don't mind, and even quite liked Love Actually (*now awaiting abuse*), but Bridget Jones is absolutely appaling. Nothing has ever been so overrated
 


bhaexpress

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Jul 7, 2003
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Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. A vehicle for Don Johnson and Mickey Rouke. A truly abysmal waste of celuloid.
 






REDLAND

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Jul 7, 2003
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At the foot of the downs
Scooby Doo's the most receint, still cant believe how uttererly appaling it was, from the plot through to the acting !! rubbish !!
 




Titanic

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Jul 5, 2003
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Caddyshack II

Look Who's Talking Now

Pokémon The Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back

Spice World

Oh the joys oif having kids!!!
 






Trotster

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Jul 9, 2003
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Final destination is a FANTASTIC film - i also was very scared during the first seen, but i did like the bit where the girl was hit by the bus!!!!
 












Matrix Revolutions, I can't believe I didn't throw anything at the screen before demanding my money back at the box office. Not a single redeeming feature in it at all, an utter betrayal of all the innovation of the first one.

I also don't like Armageddon but at least steve Buscemi made me laugh in that one so it wasn't a total loss.
 




dwayne

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Jul 5, 2003
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The bennifer film that was released last year and that one where Madonna is stranded on a desert island.
 


Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
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For me it's a tie between 80s cheesy Latino flick LAMBADA and the awful full-length cartoon feature film about a nuclear bomb exploding in England called WHEN THE WIND BLOWS.

The latter film is only time I have ever seen people leave a cinema in numbers before the film has ended.

Oh, and Final Destination is a great movie, very under-rated in the same way that people criticise the excellent Bitter Moon.
 


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