[Football] Tottingham Hotspur v Manchester Untied

[The Wookiee]

I’ve been watching it on NBCSN and it’s probably the only match I’ve seen so far where i haven’t noticed the crowd not being there.

Commentator has been spot on, crowd sounds very realistic, now booing about penalty decision!!

 

[Saunders]

This big time. Slightly suspicious that hardly any of the players thus far look like a yeti mixed with odd bod junior. Lots of well coiffured barnets that won't have been achieved let alone maintained by home clippers.

Their haircuts are simple and easily done with home clippers. It isnt hard to do a fade. Nobody has dyed hair or those complex patterns that shows it is home done.

 

[Weststander]

England’s Dier throws away all Spuds hard work, they’d controlled the game. So naive.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Their haircuts are simple and easily done with home clippers. It isnt hard to do a fade. Nobody has dyed hair or those complex patterns that shows it is home done.

You haven't been watching then. There's been zig zags and dyed hair on show

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

England’s Dier throws away all Spuds hard work, they’d controlled the game. So naive.

Not naive just poor as always

 

[Questions]

Without tonight but going WITH tomorrow for our game, just cos I want to hear what they do with it.


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Probably be a better atmosphere than usual then

 

[Guinness Boy]

Probably be a better atmosphere than usual then

Only for 80 mins, Shirley?


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[Saunders]

You haven't been watching then. There's been zig zags and dyed hair on show

Most of them dont and not like a professional. Also no braids.

 

[Weststander]

Not naive just poor as always

I found it painful to watch him pointlessly chasing a lost cause, there was another Spurs defender in a great position. He had to have a nibble. Modern attacking players go down at the touch of a feather anyway. Dier’s got so much experience FFS.

 

[The Wizard]

Why no booking? That’s a blatant dive.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Why no booking? That’s a blatant dive.

Moss

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Now apparently they're running on empty, poor souls have been sat around their swimming pools for 3 months

 

[Guinness Boy]

Moss

Certainly seems to have been gathering some. Arguably, Kate would have done a better job there.


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[METALMICKY]

You haven't been watching then. There's been zig zags and dyed hair on show

And we all know what a " fade " is of course. If the standard of home clipping has come on to that extent then I might conclude that lots of barbers will be going bust!

 

[Mr Banana]

Just when you think it can't get any bleaker, they blare out Stereophonics at the end. It's the apocalypse we deserve

 

[Questions]

Only for 80 mins, Shirley?


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At half time I’m going to impatiently stand in the kitchen waiting for my pie and pint. I need my fix GB

 

[Saunders]

And we all know what a " fade " is of course. If the standard of home clipping has come on to that extent then I might conclude that lots of barbers will be going bust!

There were plenty of youtube videos showing you how to cut and clipper your own hair in the first month of lockdown. For most people it is like baking cakes we can do it, some like to do it but most of us just go and buy one especially if it is for an important occasion.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

At half time I’m going to impatiently stand in the kitchen waiting for my pie and pint. I need my fix GB

I'm going to run the shower for a hour, turn it off and then stand in the bathroom with my beer. It will be like standing in the WSU concourse on a hot day.

 

[Guinness Boy]

At half time I’m going to impatiently stand in the kitchen waiting for my pie and pint. I need my fix GB

I’m going to leave a hot dog in my microwave for 5 minutes, heat three quarters of a pint of Harvey’s to about 40 degrees and then get Mrs GB to take a score out of my wallet for the privilege, before making her give me 30 quid back.

I’m then going to stand outside my own house for 25 minutes before getting to the Foghorn for top up supplies three minutes before it closes to takeaway. It’s all about authenticity


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[Machiavelli]

Just when you think it can't get any bleaker, they blare out Get Brexit Done. It's the apocalypse we deserve

Knowing there are mods in the vicinity primed with their Bear Pit instructions, I still can't resist this