[Humour] Thread Full of Funny descriptions of a lady’s private parts

[Gabbafella]

Robbie Williams

Corrected for you.

 

[Dick Head]

Front bottom.

 

[Easy 10]

"She had a clopper like a vandalised bus seat"

 

[Algernon]

"It looked like someone had put a pork pie between her legs and run up and kicked it ."

 

[Razzoo]

Bearded Clam

 

[knocky1]

You can cut the humour. Give me a sweet, smelling muff or rose bud over any mentioned so far.

 

[lizard]

Spam purse.

 

[Chicken Run]

Abattoir with roof removed!

 

[timbha]

To describe the looseness of a women’s lady garden:

“It was like chucking a sausage down West St.”

Or, “waving a woodbine around in the Albert Hall”

 

[blue-afro-man]

Bulldog eating porridge



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[jevs]

Scampi ditch

 

[Baker lite]

“She wasn’t very up on Her personal hygiene,it was like eating sushi off a barbers shop floor “


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[Dorset Seagull]

She had piss flaps like John Wayne’s saddle bags

 

[Goldstone1976]

Ummm - just wow.

A bit cringe-worthy in the men’s changing room; in mixed company it takes on a whole new level of unpleasantness.

 

[smillie's garden]

Incel forum?

 

[Baker lite]

Ummm - just wow.

A bit cringe-worthy in the men’s changing room; in mixed company it takes on a whole new level of unpleasantness.

I’ll even things up,
“He had a cock so big,I didn’t know whether to suck it or feed it a bun”

“Talk about a small one...it was like a baby carrot on a frosty morning.”


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[Sussexscots]

Like flicking a woodbine down Northumberland St.

Crossing the Humber Bridge

 

[albionfan37]

The clitoris.

"She had a clit like captain cavemans nose"

That made me properly lol

 

[Bob'n'weave]

In Japan, the best slang for this is 'Ke Manju'. Which translates as 'Hairy bean-paste bun'

Trust the Japanese to make a horror show out of it.

 

[Easy 10]

I’ll even things up,
“He had a cock so big,I didn’t know whether to suck it or feed it a bun”

“Talk about a small one...it was like a baby carrot on a frosty morning.”


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"He had a cock like a bookies biro"