[Humour] Thread Full of Funny descriptions of a lady’s private parts

[Baker lite]

Wizards sleeve.


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[One Teddy Maybank]

Robbie Williams ( talking about his wife's lady parts ) describing watching his first born child being delivered, "It's like standing by, watching as your favourite pub burns down".

Didn’t he follow it up with, but he found an off-license round the back [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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[Weststander]

Flange.

Cum receptacle.

 

[Stat Brother]

The Wookiee.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Didn’t he follow it up with, but he found an off-license round the back [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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Yes, I believe he did.

 

[Deanbha]

Tuna box

 

[The Wookiee]

Axe wound on a gorillas back

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Ha, just had to check that I hadn't got confused. The Robbie story was on Graham Norton ( 2014 ) and Bridget Jones' Baby was released 2 years later. The writers of that movie must also watch GN.

Ah, fair play.

 

[The Wookiee]

Yawning hippo

 

[Superphil]

Scud Hole

 

[Normal Rob]

James

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

The clitoris.

"She had a clit like captain cavemans nose"

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

"It looked like a punched lasagne"

 

[thejesterstoes]

Welly top

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

Welly top

Over 9 years in, and THIS is your first post!?

 

[1066familyman]

I saw a jumper with the label - Jack and Danny - in it recently.

Are the makers, beardy wankers trying to be clever, or have they no clue what Jack and Danny means?

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

To describe the looseness of a women’s lady garden:

“It was like chucking a sausage down West St.”

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Open the curtains and admire the red sky at night!

 

[BN9 BHA]

I thought the thread title said - " Thread full of Fanny descriptions "

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Bacon Rashers (munch tastic)