[Humour] Thread Full of Funny descriptions of a lady’s private parts

[Taybha]

Dray horse's collar.

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Women have often cursed men for not being able to find the clitoris and unless it's on holiday somewhere i do believe looking at that , it's actually not there at all , and is in fact a total myth and women have been making it up all along .

 

[Two Professors]

Women have often cursed men for not being able to find the clitoris and unless it's on holiday somewhere i do believe looking at that , it's actually not there at all , and is in fact a total myth and women have been making it up all along .

Perhaps you could ask this fine animal?Straight from the horse's mouth!

 

[el punal]

The respondents here all seem to be blokes who imagine fannies smell of fish. Meanwhile, pulling back what passes as their foreskins....

The deli counter?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

The deli counter?

I was thinking more of more fish. Allegedly.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Big Daddy's sleeping bag

 

[Razzoo]

Have we had Quim yet? There was an edgy band from Leeds called Smell and Quim.

 

[Taybha]

Welly top

Brilliant stuff , one and only post in over 9 years , sex sex sex , that's all you ever go on about .

 

[smelly]

Mike Dean

 

[Garage_Doors]

Beef curtains.

 

[Garage_Doors]

"It resembled what i can only describe as a ripped out old fireplace"

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[heathgate]

A badly packed kebab

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[JC Footy Genius]

Twinkle cave.

 

[blue'n'white]

Or, “waving a woodbine around in the Albert Hall”

Or as the Stranglers had it "Making love to the Mersey Tunnel/ With a sausage/ Have you ever been to Liverpool"

 

[Tokyohands]

Me come from me mums punani.

 

[DavidRyder]

'Flange' always makes me titter. 'Mr & Mrs Flange' in one of the Carry On films also makes me titter.

 

[Two Professors]

Jeremy

 

[Normal Rob]

James

Jeremy

That's so wierd. Jeremy is Jame's brother (genuinely)

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

I saw a jumper with the label - Jack and Danny - in it recently.

Are the makers, beardy wankers trying to be clever, or have they no clue what Jack and Danny means?

Could be an American firm. So they'll have no idea about Morris Minor either!

 

[Garage_Doors]

Minge.