[Humour] Thread Full of Funny descriptions of a lady’s private parts

[Brownstuff]

Multiple women on top of each other: Block of Flaps

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Radar Trap (only refers to a hairy clunge)

So called as it is named after some c**t hiding behind a bush.

 

[CliveWalkerWingWizard]

Fraggle waggle

 

[Hugo Rune]

From Roger’s Profanisaurus:

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen’s Cuff

An over elaborate c***

 

[madinthehead]

Pick any from this song..



Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker

Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where

 

[Reagulls]

Sausage wallet

 

[Taybha]

"Do you know what nemesis means ? "

 

[The Wookiee]

ripped out fireplace

 

[rogersix]

ripped out fireplace

The Wookiee Hole

 

[Megazone]

axe wound.

 

[osgood]

Camels Hoof

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Pretty pink fairy.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

“Box” is often banded around my office buy the Essex lads (lads lads lads)


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[Pintos]

https://youtu.be/6_MaV-YdrXk

 

[Justice]

I’ve always found it strange how humans get aroused by the areas we piss and shit from.

 

[The Clamp]

Blart
Hairy Junction
Reverend Pink’s collection pot
Bag for life
Hands free w@nking kit.

 

[rogersix]

I’ve always found it strange how humans get aroused by the areas we piss and shit from.

which areas do you get aroused by?

 

[Javeaseagull]

In the Navy we used to say that women were designed by Naval Architecs. Who else would put the gash chute next to the play area. Sorry!

 

[Justice]

which areas do you get aroused by?

Hairy t.wat

 

[Two Professors]

Raleigh Chopper Copper's Clopper