Thread for jokes' punchlines only

[Spun Cuppa]

'...get off the f***ing bonnet!!!!!!!!........'

 

[Eggmundo]

My penis.

 

[Hockley Blues]

Pantene

 

[vegster]

I couldn't help myself doctor, your light was on !

 

[Spun Cuppa]

'.....what rumour's that?.....'

 

[Gwylan]

No, but I know where I am

 

[Spun Cuppa]

'....No nurse! I said prick his boil!.....'

 

[Titanic]

Can you drive this thing?

 

[Titanic]

His lips are moving.

 

[Titanic]

Gordon Brown, twice, just in case.

 

[Titanic]

To get to the other side.

 

[Garage_Doors]

No, pull the chain like everyone else.

 

[Titanic]

Mate, just one question... did Tracey ever own a horse?

 

[Titanic]

... the neighbour of the Beast.

 

[Titanic]

... they charged one and let the other one off.

 

[Titanic]

... the police have nothing to go on.

 

[Titanic]

One is made of white plastic and is dangerous to children, and the other one is a grocery bag.

 

[Bwian]

A stick

 

[Bwian]

Bride's family on the left, groom's family on the right and all you chicken fuckers over here with me.

 

[Martinf]

It was a Shi Tzu