[Albion] Thomas Tuchel **Appointed England Manager 15/10/24**

[Pavilionaire]

The most important question is: does he still have his widely rumoured sex dungeon?

Tuchel = The best Porn Dungeon England manager since Alf Ramsey.

 

[drew]

Nail on the head. The most succesfull England managers were English, the worst England managers were both foreign. How on earth have the FA bigwigs sat round a table and come to the conclusion going foreign again would be a good idea?

The real issue here is the FA are clueless

The worst English manager was English, Graham Taylor.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Can't get beyond 'Meh', I'm afraid. I suppose at a pinch I could expand that to 'underwhelmed'.

Come on. He's more interesting than m'eh.

Forigne
Supercilious
Petulant
German
Successful
Chelsea
Forrine
Prickley
Condescending
Foriegne
Popular with the players

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

The worst English manager was English, Graham Taylor.

Do I not like that.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

thought the FA would have realised after Southgate that you don't need to have a succesfull record at club level to be an effective coach for England,

Right. He doesn't HAVE to have a successful club record............but you're whole tone is suggesting having one is a bad thing.

This coach has one, why is that an issue?

 

[Justice]

Even if he won something with England the rest of the world would take the piss haha England only won with a German in charge.

 

[GT49er]

Cone on. He's more interesting than m'eh.

Forigne
Supercilious
Petulant
German
Successful
Chelsea
Forrine
Prickley
Condescending
Foriegne
Popular with the players

Still 'meh'.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Bloody 'ell, tommy tickle......I am less than whelmed

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Bloody 'ell, tommy tickle......I am less than whelmed

Tootle. It's Tootle

 

[hart's shirt]

Even if he won something with England the rest of the world would take the piss haha England only won with a German in charge.

A first major trophy for 60 years might just soften the blow.

 

[peterward]

The worst English manager was English, Graham Taylor.

I'll raise you Shteeeve McLaren

 

[vegster]

The worst English manager was English, Graham Taylor.

He was dealt a very bad hand with the players available though.

 

[dazzer6666]

What news to wake up to……
Not sure about this at all.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

The worst English manager was English, Graham Taylor.

Nah. At least Taylor cared. Revie was only interested in himself and money.

 

[vegster]

I'm loving the announcement on the BBC... " Thomas Tuchel agrees to become England manager "... So, for how long was he thrashed and beaten and incarcerated for before realising his only way out was to " Agree " ?

 

[jcdenton08]

Ok, we covered this previously during the Euros. That's simply not true.

With regards to win percentages excluding caretaker managers like Carsley or single game managers like Allardyce, the top 6 are as follows.

Capello 66.7% (28 wins in 42 games)
Southgate 62.7% (64 wins in 102 games)
Ramsey 61.1% (69 wins in 113 games)
Hoddle 60.7% (17 wins in 28 games)
Greenwood 60.0% (33 wins in 55 games)
Eriksson 59.7% (40 wins in 67 games)

With the 2 previous foreign managers in 1st and 6th, you might have to do a bit more convincing here with an argument based on nationality alone.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England_national_football_team_manager

Hoddle was the one who got away. We were playing some really nice stuff under him until the… unpleasantness

 

[jcdenton08]

The FA could have appointed Tomasz Schafernaker, so long as they didn't appoint Potter.

Lynn, idea for a programme.

Thomas Schafernaker manages the England M.E Football Team for a day, trying to keep their energy up and guiding them to glory.

Could call it Thomas Schaferknackered.

Very cheap, could do it in a pub car park

 

[Invicta]

Prefer him to Carsley who went out of his way to be unappealing it seemed. Also he's not Potter.

 

[Justice]

Wally with the Wiener

 

[Invicta]

He was dealt a very bad hand with the players available though.

Carlton Palmer and Geoff Thomas !