The unofficial NSC worst film you've EVER seen thread

[carteater]

meet the spartans, it was ****ing awful...

 

[Nibble]

A New York Winters Tale despite an A list cast is truly, truly one of the worst, if not THE worst film I've ever seen. I can't describe it. Look out for Will Smith playing Lucifer, my heavens, it's all just utterly terrible.

 

[shingle]

Take your pick from

Charlies Angels Full Throttle
Shaolin Soccer
Darjeeling Express
Sleepless In Seattle
Ice Station Zebra

edit..... oh yeah, forgot, The English Patient and The Constant Gardener

 

[In The Rough]

I am still annoyed I paid good money to watch Alien Autopsy featuring Ant and Dec.

Although that still isn't as bad as the horror that was "Be Cool"

 

[Bold Seagull]

Nothing beats Inception for myself and Dribble, boring overlong self-indulgent twaddle.

I fell asleep.

 

[FamilyGuy]

I watched "Noah" on TV before Christmas - good gawd that was awful!

 

[Pevenseagull]

Titanic 2.

I've watched it 4 times. I am an idiot.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Hector and searching happiness ........ ducking awfull.F me that was shit.

 

[clungemeister]

edit..... oh yeah, forgot, The English Patient and The Constant Gardener[/QUOTE]

really ...?? i'll give you that the constant gardener was a tad dull for the not so quick but the english patient is a sumptuous , heart pulling ,modern classic....imho.

have you seen meet the feebles...i'll post a bit below.x

 

[nordicgod]

Watch into the woods the other night , God what shite

 

[LA1972]

'Gang Boyz''.....you have to see it to believe how bad it is, there are no words

 

[StonehamPark]

Tusk - Kevin Smith

I usually really like Kevin Smith's film but this was a real stinker.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

One of my earliest dates with the current Mrs G. was to watch a truly awful film that included nasty creatures emerging from toilet bowls.

We followed this up a while later with Tom Hanks in "The Ladykillers" which remains the only film I have ever left early (those were the days when we obviously thought there was something better we could do than sit in a room looking at a screen and not talk to each other...)

 

[The Wizard]

Last year - the film called 'As above, So below'

Went to see it at the cinema, a truly dreadful film. I mean really awful

 

[shingle]

edit..... oh yeah, forgot, The English Patient and The Constant Gardener

really ...?? i'll give you that the constant gardener was a tad dull for the not so quick but the english patient is a sumptuous , heart pulling ,modern classic....imho.

have you seen meet the feebles...i'll post a bit below.x[/QUOTE]

The English Patient ........... a sumptuous , heart pulling ,modern classic....imho.

erhhh alright then

edit... just seen Moshe's comment. I'd forgotten about The Ladykillers....truly dire

 

[Bombadier Botty]

I fell asleep.

I did too, although I also fell asleep in both Birdman and Wild recently, both of which are decent enough.

 

[Bold Seagull]

I did too, although I also fell asleep in both Birdman and Wild recently, both of which are decent enough.

Ha ha I didn't really, I thought it was a reasonably funny quip given the plot of the film!

 

[WhingForPresident]

Horrible Bosses 2 is so bad on so many levels. Genuinely one of the worst films I've seen. Still can't believe that Christoph Waltz agreed to be in it.

 

[supaseagull]

Jacobs ladder..utter cack

 

[Guerrero]

Driller killer.