The unofficial NSC worst film you've EVER seen thread

[Goldstone1976]

.....Disney toddler-bait, cynically over-produced with the sole intention of flogging galactic quantities of themed Happy Meals, plastic pink princess crap, and for teaching little girls that it doesn't matter what you look like, so long as you're a good person inside. And are also pretty.

I think you've described just about every Disney film I've ever seen. A truly toxic message to deliver to little girls.

 

[LU7 RED]

The Wedding Planner...OH..MY..GOD that was terrible, GhostbustersII was pretty bad.

Another one here who thought Mars Attacks! was pretty good. Just very silly..

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I think you've described just about every Disney film I've ever seen. A truly toxic message to deliver to little girls.

Well at least Aladdin & a couple of others were quite funny.

 

[Paris]

I don't get the Mamma Mia bashing. Granted, not the greatest film of all time but it did exactly what it said on the tin. Pierce Brosnan singing. What is there not to like?

 

[jcdenton08]

The title of the thread is "worst film you've ever seen". Not "most overrated film in my opinion".

People are putting things like Frozen, The Truman Show, The Lord of the Rings?!!! Argo??!! War Horse??!

Either the majority of folks here didn't understand the thread title, or they don't see many films at all...

Black Swan, overrated pile of shit and I hated it. Worst film I've ever seen? No

 

[JJ McClure]

I don't get the Mamma Mia bashing. Granted, not the greatest film of all time but it did exactly what it said on the tin. Pierce Brosnan singing. What is there not to like?

Mamma Mia is one of my guilty pleasures, although that's more down to the girl in it having a cracking set of bangers than Pierce Brosnan's singing.

 

[Bwian]

The Lone Ranger was, for me, a stinking pile of Shite. Right up there with War Horse which was also a stinking pile of horse shit.

 

[Nibble]

The Lone Ranger was, for me, a stinking pile of Shite. Right up there with War Horse which was also a stinking pile of horse shit.

The Lone Ranger was crap.

 

[Paris]

Mamma Mia is one of my guilty pleasures, although that's more down to the girl in it having a cracking set of bangers than Pierce Brosnan's singing.

I forgot about Firth singing as well. Cheesy as hell, though entertaining in a funny kind of way.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Titanic 2 was so bad it was good.

 

[desprateseagull]

Prometheus, and similar lets go find our origins in space' type thing.. Apart from Mission to Mars, which I thought was actually rather good.

 

[Randsta]

Jurassic Park 3 was awful!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Eraserhead. WTF?

 

[Mowgli37]

If we're going by genre then for horror I nominate Annabelle and the Chernobyl Diaries.

I don't watch many of that sort of film but they were shockingly tame.

 

[Trust in Tony]

how to manage a football club staring sami hyypia

 

[Mowgli37]

Mamma Mia is one of my guilty pleasures, although that's more down to the girl in it having a cracking set of bangers than Pierce Brosnan's singing.

A review I read describing him as sounding like a Donkey with a red hot poker up it's arse was rather accurate

 

[Nibble]

Brooklyn Rules on iplayer yesterday. A total Goodfellas/Once upon a time in America wannabe rip off. Even Alec Baldwin couldn't save this uneventful, rambling piece of crap.

 

[desprateseagull]

Office Space. A waste of Jennifer Aniston's, erm, talents.. A dire revenge movie.

 

[JBizzle]

Transformers 2 by the longest distance. Went on seemingly forever, was sexist and mildly racist.

 

[N17]

Burke & Hare with Andy Serkis/Simon Pegg.

Hands down the unfunniest 'comedy' ever made.

A truly horrendous film.