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The unofficial NSC worst film you've EVER seen thread









JOLovegrove

Well-known member
Jan 30, 2012
2,060
I don't think some people get the idea of 'target audience.' Not every film is catered to be liked by everyone.
 












Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
13,104
Toronto
I watched a film called "R.I.P.D." recently, something to do with dead people committing crime, it was truly TERRIBLE.
 








Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,875
Brighton, UK
A trip to the cinema in California years ago led me to take in MONKEY SHINES, a schlocky horror film about a wheelchair user who has a trained helper monkey that goes evil and starts killing everyone. Having seen it again recently on telly here, it's still a terrible film but not so bad you can laugh at it either. Certainly the worst film I've paid money to watch.

However my enjoyment was slightly lifted by a very loud, expressive cinema audience member that commented loudly on everything that was happening. "OH SHE IS GONNA GET KILLED IN A SECOND THAT MONKEY'S GONNA GET HER TOO YES IT IS...THERE YOU GO" etc etc.
 












Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D
Sep 16, 2011
4,965
Chesterfield
Not seen it but I reckon the worst film ever is going to be Keith Lemon. For sure.

That or that Mrs Browns Boys movie. 2 films that no matter how much anyone offered to me to watch them, I'd still rather stick my danglies in a bloody bear trap.
 






Billy in Bristol

Well-known member
Mar 25, 2004
1,478
Bristol
I saw The Immortals on Film 4 this week - I wish I hadn't.
 








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